Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's really not hard to find a date in Paris.

I'm actually really excited about.

Jump. Jump, baby, jump.

- Oh! I have ranch! - [laughing]

- Sunnyvale? - Sunnyvale.

but I am much more Americanized than I am French.

Today. [bleep] my life.

I love it. I'm so excited.

My company basically did, like, this bait and switch with me,

And then-- 'cause you can't just cut it?

Kind of, like, stressed, 'cause, like,

Are you getting laid?

with all the girls.

I'm really trying to pitch maisonhouse party events.

Working on, like, New York time,

No, no, no, it's fine, it flavors the broth,

Thank you. [laughing]

And I wanna do, like, some sort of,

Like, I just wanna have a connection, also.

He moved in a couple months ago.

Too much partying, too much screaming, you know.

And I'm not one of those, like-- No, no, no. No. No.

- There was one time, I was-- - Hello, hello.

- I'm hungry. - You're hungry?

- Okay, this is perfect. - That's cool.

so I don't think I can make a seven-course meal.

- What is that? - Oh, it's--

- Oh, my God. - What's that?

There it is. Which hand do you want them on?

I would probably come in a hazmat suit

- Glass of Bordeaux? Oui? - English?

Look, that's why a lot of us ended up out here.

I just have a hard time being like,

- How are you? - [laughing] Good, how are you?

Stop! Adja's here!

Happy Thanksgiving, or Friendsgiving.

I want to become, like,

the bird before I carve it.

This dude just ghosted the sh-- out of me.

and I'm like... you're this close.

because I work remotely for a digital e-commerce company,

and I was like, "I wanna be back on beauty."

this woman just walked up to me and was like:

I've been in Paris for the past--

- With a dick. - That's my problem.

In 2017 I moved to Paris for the first time