Jews and Chinese Food - Gilmore Girls [S05E15]

YOU'RE FULL? I'M FULL.

AND I THOUGHT GETTING PANTSED AT THE PROM

BEATS ME.

I HAVE SOME MONEY.

WHAT DO I OWE YOU?

A LIKELY STORY.

MONDAY.

POINT OUT THE CLIQUES --

NO, SEE, I SAID, "COFFEE-COFFEE-COFFEE."

YOU SAID, "COFFEE, COFFEE, COFFEE."

WELL, I STUDY, THEN STUDY,

"COFFEE-COFFEE-COFFEE" IS A SAYING, LIKE AN EXAGGERATION.

MY MOTHER'S A LESBIAN.

I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.

HEY, SHE TRIPPED! YENTE TRIPPED!

THAT HAS YET TO BE DETERMINED.

MY MOTHER'S A LESBIAN.

I TEACH THIRD GRADE AT THE ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,

IT'S TOO SKETCHY.

WORKING A LOT? STUDYING A LOT?

HELLO, STRANGER.

YOU LOVE THE MARX BROTHERS -- "DUCK SOUP."

AND THIS IS A FLATHEAD SCREWDRIVER.

"PICK UP YOUR SOCKS!"

AS IN, I REALLY NEED "COFFEE-COFFEE-COFFEE."