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Diary of a Wimpy Kid 3: Dog Days (2012) Twentieth Century Fox Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron

Hey, Finch, I don't wanna hear about you and your boyfriends.

- Please just go! - Actually, if you wouldn't mind.

All right, here's a new idea for you, Stifler, okay?

Will you idiots tell me what this fucker's doin'?

Good luck trying to break through that force field.

Fellas, nice pad.

I was gonna pick you up at the airport in two hours.

Jim, I have told you my memories from high school.

Speaker, Fist Yourself

Didn't you fuckers learn anything at college?

Hey. Hello. Wrong number.

Petey! Well, that explains everything.

because I have not forgotten about you either, you sexy boy.

I could give you some pointers if you want.

- Just can't be. - I'm glad you're learning, Finchy.

I didn't ditch you. I just...

- Let's go. - Thanks, man.

Take me out to the pasture and shoot me.

So what was this year like for you?

I'm coming to see you at the end of summer.

- Let's get naked. - Okay.

- I wanna go home. - That's too bad.

Okay, and all I'm gonna be able to give her...

Yes! Yes, you are!

Look, is there anything, you know, around the house?

Okay, let me look.

- You think so? - I know so.

Okay, stop by in a couple of weeks. We're having a big party.

Man, this sucks.

- You're so sweet. - That's what they say.

we'll do anything you want.

I get it, okay?

We're gonna get more physical as soon as we get some...

Okay, Jim, this is what I'm talking about.

My romantic life has passed its peak.

Eventually, you can sustain that feeling by meditating.

Oh, yeah? Where is she this summer?

Just watching the game, Kev.

Pussy, man. I'm here for the pussy.

Dakota’s my bitch.

We’re gonna get a lot more physical in here as we see Mott giving some handjobs!

I'll Get You A Spoon So You Can Eat My Ass

Hola chicas. Soy Miguel esquivel y estoy buscado a Bere. ¿la han visto?

It's Casey time, baby!

- Hand jobs. - Okay!

I might have to actually go through with this.

You've been targeted for Shermination.

My friends and I knew that it was up to us to stick together.

- Wait. What? - You want more?

Thank you. Thank you.

Stifler's mom's room.

This thing is like half alcohol. You're just trying to get me drunk.

I wouldn't lie.

Hey, what's up? What are you guys talking about?

Don't you fuckin' say no. I know you did.

No, don't come in here. I'm fine. I just fell out of the bed.

Who the fuck was in that car?

Thank you, Matt. I'm just here to surprise my son Jim.

Sounds like your little friends outside wanna play too.

to release it upon the world.

See what they are today, dude. See what they are today.

I mean, did you want some...

Excuse me, sir. Are you a family member?

Kevin left. Didn't look good.

Come on, Petey.

who's in my room. Now. Holy shit.

You go get your geek.

Okay, Stifler, take your shot. Ha, ha.

Dude, let me give you a valuable piece of advice, okay?

do these high school kids think we're cool...

- I think you better... - Your loss.

I guess I never took it.

I'll take it from here, okay?

Deck the halls! Bye-bye, Great Falls!

As a matter of fact, I think things are just getting better.

Maybe I was being selfish...

Dildo, dildo, dildo!

Yes, that's great experience.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010) Twentieth Century Fox Zachary Gordon, Robert Capron

Plenty of opportunities to practise for Nadia.

Okay. Nice to know you.

Okay, I'm gonna help you.

I've been running these numbers here...

Yeah baby, we’re here!

Yes, I am sure to go see the Lion King.

So my entire stockpile is wasted...

And I don't... I don't wanna suck at it.

I think I bring new meaning to the word ''cool,'' honey.

- Very good. - Dude, you're a fucking lousy kisser.

- And the Guggenheim with Francesca. - The Guggenheim?

Cleaning my bathroom.

Why is everybody taking a piss right now?

No, no, no, Petey. Here we go.

Come on. Give the little guy some support.

Help me zip, please.

funky, weird, next-morning goodbye?

I called a couple of weeks ago.

- Stifler's mom. - Hey, Finchy.

You're here? You're here. What are you doing here?

pardoned myself...