Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go, Dad! Oh, my...

You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up.

Natalie, get dressed!

And that rhymes with The Terminator...

No, not ''good thing.'' Not ''killer.''

- Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around.

- Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit.

And, well, it made me think.

Now I remember.

whack away, burton. whack away.

Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.

Come on. I wanna hear all about it. We'll grab you a drink.

Happy painting, boys.

HOW ABOUT GAMBLING ? OKKKAAAAAY!

it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing.

I wasn’t the trying there!

Mary, would I do that?

i seem to have found myself with myself

- You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

It's all right. You don't have to say anything.

That's right, Nadia.

Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful.

I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old.

Let's go! Let's go!

Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather...

- True. - Come on, Jim.

Don't forget your penis cream.

All right. Now is my chance.

You truly are a Stifmeister.

You're here now? No, that's cool.

You remember that day after prom?

Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable.

It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.

I love that one. It's so cute on you.

Hey, Heather. You're in!

the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity.

Well it’s official He’s my bitch

It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

Loo, I need your help.

It's just my flatmates.

No. Don't... Don't leave.

Hi. Sorry I was a dick before.

- Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax.

Super Glued myself...

I seemed to have drawn yourself to myself

Grab it. Tell me how big it is.

And you're all healed and back on the market.

Our next soloist will be Michele Flaherty.

- From the lighthouse all the way... - Hey, handsome.

We are just, how do you say, tooting our horns.

because of the way I acted that night?

This has been a good news day...

I need a drink.

You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.

Where are the fucking females

What is that? Is that a Fucking Dress?

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Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else do you want me to do?

- All right. - That's fair.

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating?

Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No.

- You go. - We go.

We had something special.

Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch.

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Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay?

but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.

I need to keep this party goin'.

Break it up. Party's over.

- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you.

It was brought up at a PTA meeting.