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And, well, it made me think.

It's an exact science, consistent as gravity.

Now I remember.

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

That's right, Nadia.

- True. - Come on, Jim.

All right. Now is my chance.

I wasn’t the trying there!

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I've been thinking, and, you know, I'm 19 years old.

Hi. Sorry I was a dick before.

You could have asked me if you wanted to borrow it.

Hey, Heather. You're in!

I need a drink.

I love that one. It's so cute on you.

No, not ''good thing.'' Not ''killer.''

And that rhymes with The Terminator...

I seemed to have drawn yourself to myself

You remember that day after prom?

Hey, Oz, I'm touching myself. What else do you want me to do?

Shoot. Okay, wait here. I'll meet you in an hour, okay?

- All right. - That's fair.

It's just my flatmates.

Come on. I wanna hear all about it. We'll grab you a drink.

I need to keep this party goin'.

Our next soloist will be Michele Flaherty.

Let's go! Let's go!

Hey, don't count your chickens, buster.

- Jesus Christ. - Oh, shit.

Kevin, Stifler's stench is unavoidable.

This has been a good news day...

SHIT DUDE, I FOUND A DILDO!!!!

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It was brought up at a PTA meeting.

i seem to have found myself with myself

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Grab it. Tell me how big it is.

We are just, how do you say, tooting our horns.

- Lookin' for the lake. - Yeah, all turned around.

- You're gonna have a great time. - Hello, summer!

Go, Dad! Oh, my...

because of the way I acted that night?

Well it’s official He’s my bitch

HOW ABOUT GAMBLING ? OKKKAAAAAY!

It's not a lie. It's an adjustment. The rule of three.

Thank you, Tall Oaks. You're beautiful.

Before you go to Ann Arbor to pick up Heather...

What is that? Is that a Fucking Dress?

- I'm gonna miss you. - I'll miss you.

the Sherminator sensors detect no female life forms in the vicinity.

Super Glued myself...

- Now, this is a fucked-up situation. - What happened to preheating?

Break it up. Party's over.

Excuse him. Come here. Take this. You're on cop watch.

We had something special.

Loo, I need your help.

No. Don't... Don't leave.

Natalie, get dressed!

Do I seem uptight about my sexual stuff? No.

Don't forget your penis cream.

but we just started seeing each other a few weeks ago.

It's all right. You don't have to say anything.

You know, we barely had a chance to hang out, you know, catch up.

whack away, burton. whack away.

Happy painting, boys.

- Line's too long. I ain't gonna make it. - You'll be okay. Relax.

Where are the fucking females

You're here now? No, that's cool.

Mary, would I do that?

it wouldn't be anything more than just a momentary thing.

And you're all healed and back on the market.

- You go. - We go.

You truly are a Stifmeister.

- From the lighthouse all the way... - Hey, handsome.