Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

But you see, it's just that...
Hey, Vicky only slept with one guy since we went out.
'cause this one time, here...
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Jim. Can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
Jim, what are you doing here?
- all right. - The door is locked.
- Oh, my God. - I spilled some on you.
I know it's not yours...
Okay, well...
Hasta la vista, Jessica.
Honey... I'll take her to the car.
- No 9 11 . - Don't call the police.
''Efforts must be doubled.''
I'll caress it, even. I'll shave some ass if they need it.
Well, she referred to it as ''shrink wrapping.''
- It's clear! - Go, go, go!
- We got 12 weeks of immortality ahead. - Yes, sir!
Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2021) Disney + Brady Noon, Devon Bostick
Johnny C., how's it going? Good to see you.
You've got to control yourself and think of something nonsexual.
- Kevin. - What?
August '93.'' It's your brother, man. Look.
You find a girl. You two become best friends.
I gotta get some practice.
Who the hell was that?
Yeah, I feel bad for saying that you sucked...
grab lunch, whatever.
You're that guy who blew his load on the Internet.
It's just, I'm not gonna be ready...
Wanna tell us what's up?
Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it.
Please don't take this the wrong way...
You guys, you wanna play some ''asshole''?
Shut the fuck up or I'll break down this door and pummel your ass!
Yeah, it'll be fun.
Jim, can't you leave your shirt on? You're scaring the chicks away.
Yes.
Wow. You know, you have beautiful eyes.
Please repeat previous statement.
Okay. How about I come back with you...
You stupid fuck
I guess there's only one person that really knows for sure, huh?
- I'm honoured, guys. - Don't leave.
No. Stifler wanted one from us.
but you're...
Don’t you fucken say no I know you would!
Steve, this cop-watch thing is horseshit.
Like it matters.
Around
It's the Stifmeister, baby.
Excuse me?
And I'm rubbing it for you, Heather.
I'm takin' one for the team.
Marty Fist Yourself
All right.
I got some painting I should...
Breaktime At Banfield
Ladies, I'm a Dodge Viper And I have an 8.4L engine
Oh, I am... I'm absolutely, totally confident.
- Bitchin'. - Out of control.
Drop the whole ''Sherminator'' thing.
Thank you. Have a nice day.
I know what I have to do.
- Everybody okay? - I'm fine.
So, try and do what the kids say, and just be cool.
so she's 50,000 times hotter than most girls...
Don’t call me Steven!
the flute-fetish band geek that made me her bitch, then ditched me after prom.
I've got a surprise for you. Close your eyes and get ready.
It's gonna be nice to hit Stifler's tonight after exams.
THINK ABOUT IT
''Hello, this is Michele, my girlfriend.''
this kid had these cookies...
It's good to be home, Dad.
- Oh, you're sweet. - That's a really nice top.
Ozzy, go deep.
Think about it
That's a big 10-4 on the confirmation.
Mornin', Jimbo How's the twig and giggleberries?
I hope you're ready for me...
Looks like someone gained the freshman 15.
One, two, three, four.
You need to open an account so you can eat my ass.
The keg's back there as always. Enjoy.
that he's been waiting to...
All right, you and Finch just stay out of each other's way.
Everything in. Let's go. Pony up. Dog Years awaits.
The Sherminator's got a point, Kev.
Well, I know that feeling.
- Sorry things didn't work out for you. - You kiddin'? Things are great.
Really?
a bear came, and then the bear had to be destroyed...
- I hate your guts anyway. - Don't say that.
Okay. Now, don't freak out.
Listen, Heather, I'm feeling kind of awkward.