Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll Get You A Spoon So You Can Eat My Ass.
''Tantric?'' What the fuck is tantric?
It was so funny!
Think about it. Sherman!
Or making fun of me.
''Dear Jim.
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That’s friggen disgusting! I’m gonna throw up.
My nipples are so hard.
Did it look like I might have had...
No, keep going. Flank pattern.
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11 -inch penis... around!
So, if Kevin's saying it's been three girls, it's more like one, or none.
Take that number and divide it by three. Then you get the real total.
No fuckin' way!
Fuck me Matty
Jenny, where'd you put my clarinet?
Anyway, keep your chin up. You keep plugging...
Johnny West is missing.
You want the band geek?
- I'm in a lesbian stronghold. - Was it in here?
Fuck me, Matty!
- How was college? - College was excellent.
- Why you asking me so many questions? - Was it in here?
I can taste the bubbles.
I that so?
So, Vicky?
- Dad, get out! - I'll wait in the car.
- You two relax and shake hands. - Shake this.
It's a palace It's a temple
You saved them all.
Bye.
you know...
What the fuck?
Humza has spoken
- Are you wearing a dress? - Shitbreak, meet my little brother.
You okay, Kev?
Tom Kitching when cube reopens
What the fuck, man? Come on!
Oh, my God!
Jeanine.
Well, this one time at Ocean camp...
Ozzy, stand by for confirmation.
Hey, EZ wanna
Shit. She's de-pantsing.
- I'm just playing by the rules, baby. - I make the rules.
Wrong number.
Is that the one? No.
I'm sorry I didn't get her name, but hopefully my son did...
- Let's go to our page. - We have to write about this party.
- Cute. - Thank you.
You too, sir. Have a good summer.
If I didn't have to hold my dick 'cause I gotta piss, I would shake your hand.
Okay, no, no, no. This isn't right.
Nadia's coming back and I don't...
Guys, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go look for Nadia.
Don’t you say anything
*ass honk*
''Best thing was the blow-out at Tom Myers' place.
It's like a hummingbird feeder.
The fiicus, the water... it was all erotic.
Here we go.
You gotta get out of there. They're inside.
Stifler, get off!
I'll never be able to do it.
You know, if you want to hang out with these guys.
Hey, hey, hey. Come back here!
- You're evil. - No way!
You must teach me. How?!
- You better like it. - Promise.
- Now pin my leg up. - What?
You do him. Mott loves to watch
I'm going over to my bed.
You've been really cool.
J'ai ton DILDO dede
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That only took, what, six weeks?
All right, Oz. Now that Kevin told us, what about you?
When Amit invites the S A girl to his house
'Cause he fuckin' bit me!
Am I gonna have a hangover? 'Cause I want one.
Yeah, his cottage was right down on the beach.
Right. and don't ride the subway after midnight.
Some of these girls are from the grade below us.
Maybe I am a geek.
Okay? I'll grab every guy's ass in this room.
- You sure? - Okay, good night, then.
Wait a minute. Are you Petey?
Penis Penis
You're making me wet.
Ladies, I'm Steve Stifler and I have an 11 -inch penis... around!
Stifler's mom.
You know, Jim...
I'm counting the days. Love, Nadia.''
you're the only guy I know whose dick needs an instruction manual
- So what does he mean, ''meet up''? - You know, like hang out...
All right.
It’s Right There! What a Dumbass!
Finch, stay the fuck away from that fiicus.
You ass. Stifler, get out.
Finch, how are you?
I farted myself to myself
He then calls 'Lipski', at precisly 2:30 PM Penny Nicolls is then heard by a neighbour screaming at 3:00 AM
- You want a beer? - Yeah, all right.
We'll see how things go.
Michele, you have been great.
- I think you're pretty cool. - Seriously?
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