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We’re gonna get a lot more physical in here as soon as we see Mott give out handjobs!

What? Bullshit.

You know, you have beautiful eyes.

where are the fuckin females!?

That's it bathe the Smythmeister

There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man?

I wanna show you what you're missing.

Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here.

Changed majors.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey

I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me...

What are you doing here?

One difference. We're college men now.

I'm filling up to the brim.

- Where's Shitbreak? - The movies.

Shit! Guys, they're back.

Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer.

I can taste the rumpleminz

But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.

- Yeah, I guess so. - See ya this weekend?

You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

son, I'm not embarrassed.

What's your name?

That's right, baby. We're here.

That really wasn't bad.

We popped a couple of beers...

Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time...

How about I get you a spoon So you can eat my ass

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

But I got over it.

See you guys later.

But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?

I would much rather have you as a friend than not have you in my life at all.

I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.

This has been a good news day!

And then we break up the day of the party.

You won't be needing this.

How did you get it so nice and warm?

I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay?

Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.

and I don't think the four of us can afford this place.

Where are the fuckin' females?

Pin my leg up, like this.

Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here.

- I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler.

- I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet.

It's been around for centuries.

- My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name.

- That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!

My name is Petey!

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight.

We are just so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your calibre.

- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.

- Good-bye. - See ya.

He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common.

Whack away, Ryan, whack away

Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties.

You must teach me. How?

I can't believe I finally got you alone.

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But I'd really love it if you stayed here.

and I'm lying down.

And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant.

She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown.

- I definitely didn't. - Good, because guess what.

Danielle, Amber, hi.

Make it real. You do that...

Come on guys- Let's hear it for Petey!

Hey, Steve, look what I found.

- Did I show you my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini?

Don't leave. No leaving.

You can't just stand out here.

I mean, between this and...

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This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me.

And this stuff's for real?