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and I don't think the four of us can afford this place.

Changed majors.

- Did I show you my cute pink shoes? - Does it match your pink bikini?

How did you get it so nice and warm?

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey

Beach party's in a week. Nadia's coming.

What? Bullshit.

Pin my leg up, like this.

You can't just stand out here.

And this stuff's for real?

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

- Did that exam blow or what? - Yeah, it sucked.

I'm gonna be right back. Is that okay?

What are you doing here?

You're a disgrace to men everywhere.

There he is. Morning, Jimbo. How's the twig and giggleberries, man?

I would much rather have you as a friend than not have you in my life at all.

How about I get you a spoon So you can eat my ass

Shit! Guys, they're back.

Ho, ho, ho. Stifler Claus is here.

I'm filling up to the brim.

Holy shit! There's a dildo in my drawer.

- My name's Christy. - Christy, right. Beautiful name.

She just sells her cottage and takes off to parts unknown.

See you guys later.

I know they've done wonderful things with that city, but, you know, for me...

This is not gonna fit. Look at you and look at me.

and I'm lying down.

- I wanna talk to you! - You are so sweet.

My name is Petey!

Where are the fuckin' females?

We’re gonna get a lot more physical in here as soon as we see Mott give out handjobs!

Don't leave. No leaving.

But wasn't it fun even though you were so terrible?

But I got over it.

That's right, baby. We're here.

Johann Gambolputty

What's your name?

We popped a couple of beers...

I mean, between this and...

This has been a good news day!

And then we break up the day of the party.

I think we should keep your mother in the dark about the incident tonight.

I'll tell you something. I'm about fed up with these Tall Oaks North kids.

I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.

But I'd really love it if you stayed here.

Make it real. You do that...

- I definitely didn't. - Good, because guess what.

We are just so thrilled to have you. None of my kids are at your calibre.

- That's how you kiss your mother. - Don't you say anything!

Two possible lesbians in their bras and panties.

son, I'm not embarrassed.

Whack away, Ryan, whack away

- Where's Shitbreak? - The movies.

That's it bathe the Smythmeister

- Good-bye. - See ya.

I can't believe I finally got you alone.

But you can't tell me a girl's ever really gone for it.

Danielle, Amber, hi.

You must teach me. How?

You know, you have beautiful eyes.

I wanna show you what you're missing.

And the Stifmeister's provided us some complimentary lubricant.

It's been around for centuries.

#CollegeEssayPapers We will make yours excellent too... surprisingly excellent.

You won't be needing this.

One difference. We're college men now.

where are the fuckin females!?

Guests go in the amphitheatre. You can't be here.

Hey, Steve, look what I found.

That really wasn't bad.

I can taste the rumpleminz

Guests bring food. Food attracts animals. This one time...

Come on guys- Let's hear it for Petey!

- I am not touching that. - Put that thing away, Stifler.

- Yeah, I guess so. - See ya this weekend?

He's got a girlfriend back in France, so we've kind of got something in common.