Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Sherminator
Yeah. Yeah, it was... it was really excellent.
Check it out.
Oh, hey. Yeah, I'm fine.
Preparing to deploy beer.
Look at the Stifmeister. I got laid 23 times this year...
Well, here we are.
- I gotta prepare. - Here we go.
Jim, I got so tired of sightseeing.
- Where's my big guy? - Oh, my God!
So, don't you go being all super sexy guy any more...
You don't bother counting how many times you have sex with each other.
- What the hell's going on over there? - Nothing.
- You want to get it on? - You better clear your schedule.
God!
The people demand rubber dicks!
I just wanna do something together.
How can I pay for the steel
I got to find a new goddess.
Red Leader, what's your position?
The People Demand rubber dicks!
Jim, Keep your shirt on Your scaring all the chicks away
It takes years to develop true Stifmeister style.
I might actually have a chance.
I just wanted proof that you chicks are really lesbians.
This is human nature... human nature at its best.
Well, I wish you were here, Nadia.
- You laugh at the people who do count. - Here's a new idea for you.
Look, Kev, different does not necessarily mean worse.
Come back here, you son of a bitch!
Easy! That's enough.
Hey, Marco, can you get your balls off me?
Okay, guys, we went through this last summer, all right?
How about some more of Stifmeister's collegiate concoction?
- Sure you don't wanna go to my room? - No. Why?
Anything?
You better clear your schedule
- That's Stifler's little brother. - What are you doing here?
Fuck yeah, I would.
Whatever you are, Jim, it is what I like.
Now, you may be intoxicated.
I'm like Cupid.
Well, evidently you two...
Because I am comfortable with my sexuality.
I
i seemed to have
What was he doing wandering unsupervised?
You must be the parents of this young lady.
Do you want me to clean you?
You remember, was I any good that night?
I'm all alone.
- Have you been dirty? - Oh, yes, baby. I?ve been dirty.
Tantntric?
Heather, baby.
You got to preheat
Oz, come on. It's phone sex. Help me out here.
Wipe my ass and lick my balls!
Shake this
Casa de Stifler.
It's piss-poor to be this late. I'm very angry right now.
and I haven't showered, and I wanna shower!
- Maybe. - Was it or was it not here?
You suck, retard
Don't touch me While im tantric
No way.
All right. Well, always something with these kids. Go!
You know, we're just trading war stories about college...
Okay.
No, no, that's all wrong.
Yeah, you're more than welcome to be here.
- Pathetic. - Loser.
You learn to channel your body's energies... your chakras.
Since he made me realize there's an abundance of wiener here.
You can do it petey
Friends can hold hands.
- Now, I'm a hot girl. - Right.
I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass.
Oh, good.
Lesbians?
Looks Like Someone Caught The Freshman 15
Left foot first. Easy does it. Good.
Thanks, dude.
- Hey, Pop Tart. - Dream on, midget.
Mother of God!
Do you now?
Jim, this isn't exactly a turn-on.
Thank you!
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers Hey
Yeah, well, I'm not like other guys.
Happy birthday, Steven
You guys like that?
It's exactly like old times.
- Who the hell is that? - Who's this?
Yeah, I kind of...
Gentlemen, this appears to be a party.
She didn't sleep with one guy. She slept with at least three.
which was a big hit movie ten years ago.
It's not like I wanted you to pretend you were in love with me or something.
Stifler's mom is coming here.
- Thanks, Jim. Don't believe in locks? - Oh, my God!
Come on petey we believe in you
Don't worry about it. I mean, that's why we got the house, Jimbo.
- Kev, what's up, man? How are you? - Good.