Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Michele, why did you ditch me after prom?
- Right? - Right. Okay.
What a wonderful Christmas gift you bought the boys.
Not unless Stifler's mom drives a moped.
"Don't worry, okay? I'll be fine."
Good.
Ah, yes, you would be referring to...
Are you kidding me?
What a dumbass!
This party was crazy! Look at my date! He's passed out!
All right.
Let's go.
That was it.
- Oh, God. - It was worth it.
Hand jobs.
Was that a question?
Sweet Jesus.
there's somebody else I want to be with.
Don't move! Stay where you are!
reaching downstairs.
You're all right. Here we go. You know you're not supposed to be here now.
I think the whole glue thing might get her a little queasy.
Pulling your hair out... 30 points from Griffindor!
I'm so glad you came. You want something to drink or...
- You okay? - I'm so sorry. Is everybody okay?
it doesn't exactly give you the ultra-cool hipster image.
I'm Jim's dad.
Okay. Where should I touch Amber?
And I would know. Okay.
I am lucky lady
- Jesus! - Jim, we got here a little early.
I don't wanna be this awkward...
Call me Stifler's mom.
This is fantastic. I'm very excited.
Good luck.
Don’t call me Steven!
- Dad! - He's right... Hang on.
Oh, yeah.
Guys, I got it. Pack your bags.
How sweet.
This kid is kid is killing me
Gin.
Well, not my first. It's my first time...
And it feels so good.
Stand up.
Well, we're gonna try.
three.
And I have gigantic balls!
Finch got a black eye and Stifler got six stitches.
Come on, honey. You can do it.
I got...
Hands where we can see 'em!
Petey?
You go, we go
- Finch, what happened to Latin? - Met a Japanese girl at the art museum.
How did you know I was here?
Jim, this happens to the best of us.
- Very original, Steven. - Don't call me Steven.
What?
That's a pretty good fucking rule.
Unnecessary
That's a lot of flutes.
All right, look, man. I got my hand on my dick right now, okay...
Tantra teaches you to hold an orgasm over time...
a slight interest in Nadia then?
Wait a second. You were trying?
Just thought I'd say goodbye to you animals.
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers
Dakota’s my bitch.
Pointer... less tongue.
We can't party anywhere any more.
I think you were reaching for something.
Guys, this is what our party's gotta be.
That's it. Bathe the Stifmeister.
Jim...
- What? - I'm comfortable with my sexuality.
No, you dingbat.
and I'm not counting the hummer I got in the library stacks, baby.
I'm sorry. I was... It was just...
Tantra What the fuck?!
- There's little hearts on her panties! - Super.
got together...
Hey. Kevin Myers.
where are the fuckin females!?
James Sweeney? Who the fuck is James Sweeney?
going with Pierre to the Parc Guell.
Okay!!
Wow.
Hey, Mr Levenstein. How are you, sir?
High likelihood Of a sausage fest...in progress
Wait a second.
This just won't do.
I can taste the rumpleminz
Anyway, my point is...
J'ai ton DILDO dede
Where are the fucking females?
''Come on, Sherman. Be the Sherminator.''
Rule of three, Oz.
- How was college? - College was excellent
I'm fine. Everything's fine.
Nadia called me this morning.
Nadia is gonna be expecting filet mignon.
And obviously, Nadia won't expect you to hop in the sack.
decide to come off during the party...
Dude, can't you keep your shirt on? You're scaring all the deer away!
- Hell, yeah, we are. - Of course we are, gentlemen.
Oh, yeah, Heather. I'm rubbing it and it feels so good.
High likelihood Of a sausage fest..in progress
My advice is do that. By the end of the summer...
- Why is this so weird? - Actually, I have no idea.
- She's on the phone. It's long-distance. - Who?
- Bye, Kev. - See ya, Jess.
- Ladies. - Yes?
Danielle is feeling my breasts.
Yeah, I've overheard them on the phone at night.
Breaktime At Banfield
All right, let's go.
Stand up.