Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Do you wanna answer it anyway?
I'm fine.
And as much as I may really...
to myself.
Take a number.
because you know what?
Come on. Come on!
He did. And it was horrible.
in anticipation of an ultimate moment...
Where's Steve Stifler?
Like the movie. How clever.
They toyed with my emotions.
- Fuck no! - You were trying!
We're moving to the lake.
How's this for a band camp story?
So, are you alone too?
My Name is Ange and I have gigantic balls
Actually, I can't.
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
Hey Matty!
Did you say lesbians?
the collarbone... kiss.
that's good news.
Natalie!
Absolutely.
Hell of a time. We capped it all off with a massive blow-out.
It happens to the best of us.
- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah.
It's beautiful!
That's my date.
How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?
Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right?
I didn't do this for you.
Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl.
- Brings it all together. - I had the right woman.
- Here. Wait. - Now remember...
Here they are. Got him home.
because they're at a college party...
I'm turning off my radio now.
Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?
You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine.
Kiss me, here.
You remember my first college summer? We rented the lake house in Grand Harbour.
I'll call you when I get in, okay?
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely.
made myself...
All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.
Mastodons.
Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college.
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin.
- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification...
Speaker, fist yourself
Kiss.
Fist yourself
tactics
I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower.
Is that a fucking dress?
But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else.
You just own this and break a leg.
Trump to Starmer at the Greek peace summit
for a special girl, just like you.
- Hello. Hello. - See? There's other girls.
- Maybe I should mop that up. - Thanks.
I can't! I can't! I'm glued!
Five Finger Death Punch
Let me guess. A bear came.
Go get him.
Isn't this great?
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help.
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying.
- Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
Good, Jim.
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
Breaktime At Banfield
- She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo.
G
That's kind of why I'm here.
Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now.
Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more.
Best ever. it was legendary.
That's nice.
Hello?
to your unrelenting machismo and sexual ardour.
You know, there's only one word for that party.
Well, this one time at band camp...
Add another year to that.
It's okay, man. My name's Brett.
Wanna fuck?
Ladies I'm Jesus Christ and I've got an 14,908,481,280 inch penis... Around!
- Hi. - Hey, there.
That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
Ugh, Steve, you can look
You know, they warn us about these situations in college.
I’m not hungry!
We want more. Go get him, tiger.
Stifler, was that...
I'm never even gonna think about political science again.
Stephen be like...
Dakota’s my bitch.