Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's nice.
They toyed with my emotions.
You hooked up with three girls this year. You're doing fine.
So, are you alone too?
We're moving to the lake.
That's kind of why I'm here.
Trump to Starmer at the Greek peace summit
Come on. Come on!
My Name is Ange and I have gigantic balls
You just own this and break a leg.
that's good news.
Let me guess. A bear came.
That's fucking disgusting! I'm gonna throw up.
Dakota’s my bitch.
How about you, Jessica? How many chicks did you sleep with this year?
Wanna fuck?
You know, there's only one word for that party.
Stephen be like...
I'm turning off my radio now.
Oh, that's cold! What are you doing?
Natalie!
He did. And it was horrible.
You know, they warn us about these situations in college.
- The people demand rubber dicks! - Finch, help.
Take a number.
Fist yourself
G
the collarbone... kiss.
And as much as I may really...
in anticipation of an ultimate moment...
- Hello. Hello. - See? There's other girls.
How's this for a band camp story?
Is that a fucking dress?
I'll call you when I get in, okay?
made myself...
Hell of a time. We capped it all off with a massive blow-out.
I haven't even touched you yet, and you're turning into the Sears Tower.
for a special girl, just like you.
Go get him.
because you know what?
Well, this one time at band camp...
Like the movie. How clever.
- Best summer ever, huh, fellas? - Absolutely.
Here it is, the end of our freshman year and you screwed one girl.
Ladies I'm Jesus Christ and I've got an 14,908,481,280 inch penis... Around!
- Hey, Vic, you wanna play? - Yeah, sure. You wanna break?
Maybe you kicked it under the bed.
Hey Matty!
I didn't do this for you.
Ugh, Steve, you can look
- Fuck no! - You were trying!
tactics
because they're at a college party...
I'm fine.
Do you wanna answer it anyway?
to your unrelenting machismo and sexual ardour.
Howdy-howdy, fuckin' partners!
- Yeah, me too. - Oh, yeah.
All right, all right. Come on, now. A little encouragement.
- Hi. - Hey, there.
Actually, I can't.
Okay, here we go. I'm reaching in my pants now.
Five Finger Death Punch
Here they are. Got him home.
Son, everybody does it. Your mother and I... Well, not so much any more.
Kiss me, here.
to myself.
Kiss.
You remember my first college summer? We rented the lake house in Grand Harbour.
I can't believe those two girls, Kevin.
We want more. Go get him, tiger.
- Here. Wait. - Now remember...
Stifler, was that...
Hello?
- She's my girlfriend. - All right, Jimbo.
- Maybe I should mop that up. - Thanks.
Seems like just yesterday my dad picked me up after my first year at college.
Best ever. it was legendary.
Call me in two weeks. I'll be home then. We can finish lessons.
But it's not like I see her making plans with anyone else.
- Brings it all together. - I had the right woman.
It's beautiful!
Mastodons.
I'm never even gonna think about political science again.
Where's Steve Stifler?
It happens to the best of us.
- I'm so sorry. - For your own edification...
Good, Jim.
Wanna feel Finch's ass?
Oh, yes. Believe me, I will be doing that. It goes without saying.
Breaktime At Banfield
It's okay, man. My name's Brett.
Speaker, fist yourself
Look, I know your last name is Sherman, right?
Absolutely.
I’m not hungry!
That's my date.
Did you say lesbians?
Add another year to that.
Isn't this great?
I can't! I can't! I'm glued!