Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why don't you tell me my dick is as big as Stifler's.
- Dude, don't touch the shirt. - Just look.
You touch me, I bite.
- Gilligan's island, Mr Howell. - What?
- We're skipping a few chapters. - Oh, okay.
Cheers, bud.
All right, enough.
Jessica's here.
You must know Michele.
that it is possible for women to hold hands and not be gay.
- Take it slow. Come on. - Right.
All right. Here.
It's gonna take patience, but I've been celibate all summer.
- Okay, what do you wanna do? - I wanna feel your boobs.
and I didn't know what I was doing.
Help!
- Fuck me, geek! - Affirmative!
Stifler wanted to give you two hand jobs?
this happens to the best of us
- Jeez! - Was that your dad?
All right.
- Oh. Thanks. - You're welcome.
My lady's not coming.
since my first time.
No matter what, times change and things are different.
Jjggh
Hey, fuckface!
No, no!
Come on.
and you say...
Sorry about that. Where were we?
Sure. Well, we're friends.
but I didn't know what to think, so I just kept playing and playing...
Whoa.
Speaker, fist yourself
I get nasty when I'm horny.
to change the future for one lucky lady.
Fuckers, fuckers, fuckers. How you doin', boys?
Okay.
- Hey, Stifler, was that... - Eat shit, Shitbreak.
- You're gonna love it. - Do it for us.
Yeah, man. Ball. Pool's yours.
because I am now impervious...
Who is it out there?
Vic, why wouldn't I wanna be friends with you?
When you travel as much as I do, you get used to moving on.
This is it. This is my summer of love.
I have all the time in the world.
Ladies, I’m Grant Patzer and I have tubes 28” Around
I that a loofah, or are you just glad to see me?
How about gambling ? OKKKAAAAAY!
Penis
Come on!
He's my bitch.
One finger on the cheek.
Ladies… My name is Craig Gradel and I have an 11 inch penis…around
Right there. That was a pure tantric moment.
- Yeah. - Wait.
With Vicky.
You better clear your schedule
No, I went to say hi to Vicky...
What do you mean?
Check this out. This is it.
Good job. Have fun at your next class.
And then my social-psych professor in Baskin-Robbins.
We're gonna be the shit. Everybody on the beach is gonna know us.
Her breasts are so luscious.
You dipshit.
It means ''hello.'' Hello.
Oh, yeah.
I AM THE SHARMINATOR
Ass, baby. Feel that ass!
Folks, he's just a little nervous.
That's great.
three.
because I have not been here the whole time.
Me and the boys in the Summer
That's too much. No, no, no.
Don't be a wimp.
I wasn't trying there!
You didn't think I was weird...
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My roommate's already moved out. We'll be all alone.
''Apply a few drops to achieve desired lubrication.''
I'd hardly call it studying.
Sorry.
- How are you? - You got nothing to worry about, man.
Yeah, all right. Bye. I love you.
Okay, then. I'll meet you out front.
- You got laid in an art museum? - The Met.
and good things will happen.
THAT’S A BIG 10-4 ON THE CONFIRMATION
Actually, that is quite difficult.
- Squeeze his ass, son. You'll like it. - Come on, boys.
Joe 25
Yeah.
Give me, like, three days.
One more stimulant, I would have had full release.
which means they shot it in the head with a rifle and killed it and it died.
High likelihood of a sausage fest in progress.
- Surprise! - Holy... Nadia!
Look at her.