Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

but you are going to make beautiful music.

You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo...

Why can't you guys be team players, huh?

And I Look Ridiculous

My name is jeramy Griffin And I have a 33 inch penis

Yeah baby we’re here!

I have gigantic baaaalls

all right, I?ve got a plan.

- All packed up, I see. - We're all set, Dad.

Efforts must be doubled.

- Welcome back to the party. - Steve, those are my lesbians.

- What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artefacts.

That is what I'm talking about.

Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you?

Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss!

Very original Steven

- I gotta go. - What? Why?

Come on, you pussies! We had 'em!

and there's a young lady coming...

I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favourite collectible.

Come on and give your old man a hug.

Spend your life playing in the band...

- Let's go find your room. - So, where are the fuckin' females?

It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do.

I've been obsessed with the one woman...

- My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops.

Oh, very colourful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.

My lady has arrived.

Life's a bitch, isn't it?

and he said, ''Now, you're a man.''

Why would I pretend that?

Good to have you home, son.

There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look.

Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes.

I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.

- This'll help. - You're an asshole.

I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer.

Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise?

We're not supposed to have visitors...

Hey, I'm confident.

- I kissed Jim! - Silence!

Whack away, boys Whack away

- Lesbians? - We never said that.

It's like you know all our stories.

Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheatre. All right, come on.

Very uninteresting.

- What? - We never said that.

Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!

made quite the handsome couple on the Internet.

There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman.

- Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude.

I am lucky lady?

- Fine. - Yeah?

Hey, my names Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis AROUND

Look at you. You stud.

I can't have a real future with...

Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.

hanging out at Sagrada Familia...

Breaktime at Banfield

This kid is killing me.

Yeah, right. I mean, I know you said friends and I... I just...

And everyone thought I was this Petey guy...

- Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker!

And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there!

Dude, that's a great idea. That way we'll be able to welcome Heather back...

Yeah, I like that. That's good.

i’m not hungry!!!

- I love you. - Come on you, guys. I was almost there!

At least have a drink with the Stifmeister.

When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with...

Surprising, yes.

- Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. - Like what?

Look what I found, Christy.

This should shave a couple of days off.

I got stuck playing this trombone.

What? I wasn't trying!

You have not changed.

I'll get you a fork so you can eat my ass.

- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure.

- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted.

you have to feel comfortable in any situation.

- You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no?

and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone.

I've been saving this for a special occasion...

I am the Furmanator

and I look ridiculous!

Well, this one time at band camp...

Good view, but...

But if his pants...

Very Uninteresting

Oh, Finchy, I missed you.