Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

There's a whole world out there. I can't be obsessed with one woman.

When a girl tells you how many guys she slept with...

and I'm trying to have sex with my girlfriend over the phone.

Dude, that's a great idea. That way we'll be able to welcome Heather back...

- This'll help. - You're an asshole.

- Lesbians? - We never said that.

Breaktime at Banfield

- I love you. - Come on you, guys. I was almost there!

This should shave a couple of days off.

Surprising, yes.

made quite the handsome couple on the Internet.

I'm just so glad I found him. He's my favourite collectible.

you have to feel comfortable in any situation.

Hey, my names Stifler and I have an 11 inch penis AROUND

- Let's go find your room. - So, where are the fuckin' females?

i’m not hungry!!!

hanging out at Sagrada Familia...

- I kissed Jim! - Silence!

I can't have a real future with...

- What? - We never said that.

My name is jeramy Griffin And I have a 33 inch penis

We're not supposed to have visitors...

- That doesn't even count. - That totally counted.

Come on, you pussies! We had 'em!

Hey, I'm confident.

I am lucky lady?

I am the Furmanator

and there's a young lady coming...

And I Look Ridiculous

At least have a drink with the Stifmeister.

- All packed up, I see. - We're all set, Dad.

This kid is killing me.

Fuck, no! This is just too good to miss!

Look what I found, Christy.

It's like you know all our stories.

all right, I?ve got a plan.

Oh, very colourful. My dick looks like a paint-by-numbers.

I'll get you a fork so you can eat my ass.

And everyone thought I was this Petey guy...

- Welcome back to the party. - Steve, those are my lesbians.

Very uninteresting.

Well, there was this one guy. How 'bout you?

You have not changed.

But if his pants...

and he said, ''Now, you're a man.''

- What are you doing? - Looking for more lesbian artefacts.

Come on and give your old man a hug.

I didn't really think you were gonna be in Michigan this summer.

Yeah, I like that. That's good.

- Fine. - Yeah?

- I gotta go. - What? Why?

Everyone's supposed to be in the amphitheatre. All right, come on.

What? I wasn't trying!

Oh, Finchy, I missed you.

- Jesus Christ! - Come back here, you little fucker!

There's little hearts on her panties! Come on, look, you pussy. Look.

Why would I pretend that?

Efforts must be doubled.

I got stuck playing this trombone.

I've been saving this for a special occasion...

Very Uninteresting

Super start to a super summer, fellas. Welcome home.

Very original Steven

You know, you may be Jimbo or Jumbo...

Yeah, right. I mean, I know you said friends and I... I just...

- Okay, Jim, relax. Relax. - Okay, yeah, sure.

Well, this one time at band camp...

Look at you. You stud.

- Ladies, I am down with the funky shit. - Like what?

I've been obsessed with the one woman...

Good to have you home, son.

That is what I'm talking about.

My lady has arrived.

Life's a bitch, isn't it?

I'm gonna do something to push your threshold.

- Hey, you are a god. - Holy shit, dude.

Why can't you guys be team players, huh?

Can't believe I'm going abroad for summer. Last thing I need is more classes.

Spend your life playing in the band...

but you are going to make beautiful music.

Whack away, boys Whack away

Good view, but...

Does direction matter, like clockwise, counter clockwise?

It's a perfectly normal thing for two human beings to do.

Come on, guys. Let's hear it for Petey!

Yeah baby we’re here!

- You can't possibly be that bad. - Oh, no?

- My God, it's the painting kids. - I'm still calling the cops.

and I look ridiculous!

And that includes fucking me in the ass! So there!