Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Here's a new idea for you.

How can I pay for the steel

Theatre is so cool!

Potential lesbians leaving the building.

How's the twig and giggleberries?

Thank you, Doctor.

Whack away Sajj, whack away.

- Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the programme.

I am getting off

System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.

- Wanna fuck? - Are you serious?

You’re a disgrace to men everywhere

Hey. How'd you do?

You Stupid Fuck

Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing?

I miss you, Kev.

She just loves my nipples.

When youve been off the bottle for awhile And you tell the guys "Ill be there in spirit"

Shane, fist yourself

Jim. Holy potatoes!

- I will leave. - No!

Little brother, meet Shitbreak.

Jim, it's not a big deal.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

- How was college? - College was excellent.

How 'bout I give you a little champagne?

Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?

You're a disgrace to men everywhere

You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either.

- Forget it. - Like you have a chance.

I've been going to the Picasso museum...

This isn't right.

What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.

- Yeah, you did. - Kinda weird without the phone, huh?

Eat shit, shitbreak.

And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked.

I am the Sherminator.

Does this stuff really make a difference?

you'll never need to select random spells to cast again by going through them. you just press the button on the wand pen for UV light cast and the spell is instantly cast. great idea you should pitch that to shark tank.

I am getting off just listening to the two of you guys.

Do you know where I could find Michele Flaherty?

Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day.

So, are we gonna do this every summer?

I need confirmation.

Stifler's mom is a goddess.

She's coming here at the end of the summer and she wants to see me.

- Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.

Ostreicher, Myers.

I mean, look around, dude.

You ready to break up?

Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting...

Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.

Hey, I remember you.

This is gonna be fun.

Guys, check it out.

The girls are coming. I made some calls.

And Vicky got hot!

I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys...

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

don’t you say anything

"Uncle Irf. Can't You Keep Your Shirt On? You're Scaring The Chicks Away."

Oh, that's great!

Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking!

Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister.

Doctor, my son has a party in seven days...

And I know how to make a girl jealous.

i seem to have fought myself with.. myself

Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years?

What's that supposed to mean?

What a coincidence.

Bernie Doud is The Sherminator!

Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times.

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...

my name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

It's Stifler time, baby!

don’t you say anything!!!

Where are the fucking females?

- Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?

Jenkins, Fist yourself

Fuckers fuckers

Just wandered down the beach.

But we just followed him in to get him out.

I left you like... like three messages after prom.

- Oh, my God. - You still broken?

Holy shit. Really?

we've never even had friendly hello sex.

- Clamp it off. - Hello.

Don’t call me Steven.

First summer back from college.

My name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

could he have full use of his...

Zach, fist yourself

- The rule of what? - Three.

But we are just so overjoyed...

Oh, shit, balls!

But thanks for understanding.

This is John... Smith.

Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay?

You know, there was a few girls...

I don't know how I get myself into these things.

- That's killer. - Yeah, that's a good thing.

- Just relax. - You get out of my house!

Look, you don't have to do this.

How could I forget?