Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

- The rule of what? - Three.

- Kevin did not sleep with three girls. - Why would he lie to me?

So, are we gonna do this every summer?

What's that supposed to mean?

I guess I was living in the past... wanting to party with you guys...

How 'bout I give you a little champagne?

I've been going to the Picasso museum...

Vic, hey, you guys are leaving?

Bernie Doud is The Sherminator!

Po Po Po Po Power with BEARGLOVE!!!

Eat shit, shitbreak.

She just loves my nipples.

Back at Stifler's. It's just like old times.

But thanks for understanding.

- Forget it. - Like you have a chance.

Guys, check it out.

Don’t call me Steven.

you'll never need to select random spells to cast again by going through them. you just press the button on the wand pen for UV light cast and the spell is instantly cast. great idea you should pitch that to shark tank.

You're a disgrace to men everywhere

How could I forget?

But we just followed him in to get him out.

- That's killer. - Yeah, that's a good thing.

And Vicky got hot!

Potential lesbians leaving the building.

- Clamp it off. - Hello.

The girls are coming. I made some calls.

"Uncle Irf. Can't You Keep Your Shirt On? You're Scaring The Chicks Away."

Come on, baby. Give it to the Stifmeister.

I am getting off

But we are just so overjoyed...

Holy shit. Really?

You know, there was a few girls...

- Who's Pierre? - One of the guys in the programme.

- How was college? - College was excellent.

Shane, fist yourself

we've never even had friendly hello sex.

Doctor, my son has a party in seven days...

Zach, fist yourself

i seem to have fought myself with.. myself

Thank you, Doctor.

What a coincidence.

Oh, that's great!

I need confirmation.

Do you know where I could find Michele Flaherty?

don’t you say anything

- Wanna fuck? - Are you serious?

Jenkins, Fist yourself

What are you worried about? You got a girlfriend now.

It's Stifler time, baby!

Where are you goin', man? What about Dog Years?

Does this stuff really make a difference?

Gentlemen, why all the noise? Everybody knows this is my special day.

First summer back from college.

Jim, it's not a big deal.

I miss you, Kev.

- Oh, my God. - You still broken?

I don't know how I get myself into these things.

I am the Sherminator.

Little brother, meet Shitbreak.

This is John... Smith.

You gotta preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey.

She's coming here at the end of the summer and she wants to see me.

Go out in the driveway. See any cops, call me, okay?

Here's a new idea for you.

Whack away Sajj, whack away.

- I will leave. - No!

You Stupid Fuck

System overload. Hasta la vista, Jessica.

Oh, shit, balls!

Where are the fucking females?

When youve been off the bottle for awhile And you tell the guys "Ill be there in spirit"

This isn't right.

Stifler. Hey, man, what are you doing?

Ostreicher, Myers.

I left you like... like three messages after prom.

How can I pay for the steel

You know, Kevin, I haven't moved on either.

Jim. Holy potatoes!

Stifler's mom is a goddess.

Hey. How'd you do?

How's the twig and giggleberries?

A sophisticated sex robot sent back through time...

My name is Petey and I have gigantic balls

You’re a disgrace to men everywhere

Fuckers fuckers

And I know how to make a girl jealous.

This is gonna be fun.

- Yeah, you did. - Kinda weird without the phone, huh?

Got your favourite. Oh, my God! They're fucking!

I am getting off just listening to the two of you guys.

I mean, look around, dude.

Look, you don't have to do this.

don’t you say anything!!!

You ready to break up?

Hey, I remember you.

Are you certain that you wish to engage in consenting...

could he have full use of his...

Theatre is so cool!

Hey, Oz, I'm reaching under my shirt and I'm rubbing myself.

- Just relax. - You get out of my house!

- Watch your head. - All right. Take a seat.

And I can't play anything at all. So I totally sucked.

Just wandered down the beach.