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Palo Alto Chief of Police Ed Gaskins,

Mr. Bachmann, are you still prepared to testify?

Did you ever do work on Pied Piper on Hooli time?

What do we do here?

This camera does need to come down.

Okay, thank you, Pete and Jared.

I'm turning my life around.

on a Hooli computer, and I'm gonna have to say yes.

then we're really not much different than Hooli.

you might be so happy that you would be inclined

I'm simply establishing

and fuck you so hard, your front teeth...

No. I'm not gay, just busy.

The same laptop that Mr. Bachmann just told us

Everybody who's ever sued me

until Monahan opened that box of emails, right?

Yeah, dude. Come on, I owe you.

Me and sliman after death

So by making the phone call,

with your scope of work or Hooli business?

While he humbly denies credit, the record shows

It's yours. Take it.

Judge, objection! I was the one

legal proceeding, okay?

I suppose you'd also say

So, Mr. Bighetti, you have stated

You can go to jail for 40 years.

of the Palo Alto-based hacker hostel

we'd all end up in prison. Am I right?

so just tell them that you borrowed my laptop

Just a few questions for you to ask me while I'm on the stand.

What if you said no?

you are heterosexual, yes?

Looking forward to Thursday

I mean, I haven't done anything, Richard... I mean, less than nothing.

You're under oath.

you're looking at felony grand theft, Richard.

Ran a test of the perceptual modeler during lunch,

Jared, you want that egg to be alive, right?

that your girlfriend is your laptop.

Paul, are you there?