Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'll call you later, okay?

They're responding.

-No. -No, Mama. It's dumb.

We come in peace.

Richie, want to make yourself useful for a change?

And we've negotiated a settlement.

-You mean, you were a nun back then? -Oh, yes.

...establish a parameter for talks. Then I guess we just see what happens. Heh-heh.

Why don't you leave the Roosevelt Room the way the Roosevelts wanted it?

I told him this was gonna happen. I even loaded a plane with supplies.

...with a snap in their step.

Richie, that's six days ago.

-I saw you fight Sonny Liston in '69. -Really?

Something's happening.

Don't run. We are your friends.

Isn't that great?

I thought perhaps the watered silk. And this week it's on sale.

You wearing a bra?

I bet people were pretty scared when they invented the train.

It is an awesome sight.

Logic dictates that given their extremely high level of technical development...

Perhaps even its purpose.

Why can't we work things out?

-Cindy. Get in the plane. -What?

This is nuts, this is....

Taliban entering Kabul

-I mean, they like me around here. -Byron, you're a nice guy.

Yeah, but there's something I want to say to you.

This is the president of the United States.

What is this? Filipino New Year's?

Think of the things that we could do.

-Hey, Dad. -Who's that? Neville?

-- You're gonna flunk and go to jail. - No.

What the hell are you talking about?

Be careful, boy.

They haven't seen us yet. Come here.

If the Martians land, will the press have access?

What I would like for you gentlemen to do...

Poppy, honey. No, sweetie.

...I'm going to relieve you of your command.

...I hereby present to you the Congressional Medal of Honor...

Don't run, we are your friends.

...Corinthian, if they got it.

Which, incidentally...

Welcome back. We're speaking with Professor Donald Kessler.

That's what Billy Glenn would've done.

Mr. President, this is a great day.

We have to nuke them.

...unbelievable.

Oh, hello, Mr. Ross. Sure.