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Oh, I see what's going on here. You played me.
(panting) just poked my eye.
You said that. You said that. (inaudible)
Murray: (laughs) my son's gonna be in the olympics!
There's something I ought to tell you.
I'll learn nothing from this.
Oh, no.
Now we can go make out in the supply closet without fear of punishment.
No proud hugs.
Meanwhile, all I had to do was throw one match,
Disaster! How can bringing together
Who? Her name is gail kaufman.
Your mama's already in the kitchen cooking up a plan.
But you can't tell anyone. I would never.
Coach is my coach,
Even I can sign a "z."
Can we stop running now?
I'll tell you all about it while you try on some corduroys.
(imitates inigo montoya) hello. My name is inigo montoya.
Not even a little yenta?
Oh. It's okay.
Or so I thought.
Silver lining.
Who complained about her matchmaking.
My mom was celebrating the perfect setup.
They wouldn't be crushed beneath her enormous girl body.
Not just play one from a movie.
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
Fine.
In my high-school barbershop quartet,
Name an athlete who's really good at sports.
We're in "f." find "first aid."
(all exclaiming)
You know, this reminds me of a story.
I'm sorry I lied and stuff.
Four carats my ass, linda schwartz. (laughs)
The other little girls would keep a wide berth around her
You know how your mom's crazy about eye safety. Crazy!