Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Would you look at that jerk, carrying on like he's a goddamn astronaut.

Street sign: yes. Magnetic attraction

Oh my One day I’ll say this to my kid

Daddy, I got an A on my spelling test!

Hey, here we go, here we go!

My father when I tell him I can't sleep

Hey, you stay away from that loose girl down on River Street.

- It was hand-rubbed in Korea. - Huh.

oh sue for the love of shit. Poured water... Why the hell would you pour water down it?!

and what's important to me is I have just one moment

Jesus, Frank, a man is dead.

You know what? I think our luck is finally turning around.

You are not to touch this unless I say so,

- It's 33 inches! - Oh, that's wunderbar!

So how do you people feel about these election results?

Not complaining about it, but really wanted to fight for our country.

And slapping my nuts watch this And the land before time and littlefoot fu and be cool and children of men and inside man and Maggie and the ferocious beast and lizzie McGuire and big fat sanoussi

I'll tell you why 'cause you want your delta back, that's why!!!

Frank, what is it? What the hell?!

Oh, you're so lucky.

- That is a stunt man. - What was that?

Mm, this varnish. It's so decadent.

Well, sometimes a man's gotta do...

I pour water down the back of my own television set?

I put the magnet on the TV and now I can't make it go back!

I don't want any half-slut grandkids.

Though Those Chuck E. Cheese’s eggs

Well, we sure as shit do now! I mean, Christ, they're all defective!

- It's time to die, Luger. - Is that so, Boneskull?

Things were said in that driveway that cannot be unsaid.

Yeah, the thing is, actually, it's...