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Stand by.
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Down! I said, stay down there!
People are dying, Jim. What would you have me do?
- Where are they?! - Choose between one life or the other.
- It can wait. - That bandit...
Commissioner Loeb dedicated his life to law enforcement...
I've had a change of heart.
He does that.
Jim needs you to pack up and put the kids in the car right away.
who gambles and gets in deep with the sharks. Hey.
No. No?
I told you my compound would take you places.
I don't like that you got your own special unit...
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Mine's Harvey.
Donde están!?
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When people use hand sanitizer during quarantine...
Assemble on the building opposite.
Don't let me find you out here again.
Eyad when battling it out with Mrs Saunders in com sci be like:
Shut up!
It wasn't hard. See, madness, as you know...
Okay.
- Get him out of here. - But, Your Honor, I'm not done.
How many of your friends windows have I smashed?
Mr. Fox? Security is showing a break-in at the R & D Department.
Drop your weapons! On the ground, now!
One Fundraiser with my pals...
You've forgotten what I told you a long time ago. One of the painful truths of comedy... YOU ALWAYS TAKE SHOTS FROM FOLKS WHO JUST DON'T GET THE JOKE!
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What if Robbie Whitman is the Doodoo Bandit?
Where is marcus sigmon?
You sure you wanna embarrass me in front of my friends?
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I didn't rig those charges.
Why so delirious?
Gtss
I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it!
Huh? You won't kill me...
You just couldn't let me go, could you?
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The guy that hired youse...
Mount the curb!
The DNA belongs to Judge Surrillo, Harvey Dent and Commissioner Loeb.
- Which one you going after? - Rachel.
A joint University merger will be a powerhouse
- Wow. Harvey's taking me next week. - Really? So you're into ballet?
Switch it off, he ain't comin' He doesn't want to talk to us
...It's about sending a message.
Dark Knight
Harvey, just in case, I wanna tell you something, okay?
What makes you think I wanna hear you talk?
Switch it off, he ain't coming. He doesn't wanna talk to us.
We want 10 million shares a week or we drop the price.
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I don't want there to be any hard feelings between us, Harvey.
what we stand for.
Have you ever had to talk to the person you loved most...
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And as for the television's so-called plan...
shining.
Here's my card.
Oh, you gotta be kidding me.
You're sitting down there with scum like Wuertz and Ramirez and you're talking...
I believe in Matt Wagg
You don't have any say in the matter. Commissioner Gordon.
I believe in Harvey Dent
Where's Rachel Dawes?
Melvin White, 1502 Randolph Apartments. Melvin White, 1502 Randolph Apartments.
What's that? Jeez.
every second, those people on the ferries get closer to blowing...
You have nothing, nothing to threaten me with.
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Goodbye.
How'd they get my DNA?
then you're gonna love me
There were more restaurant nightmares last night, Alfred.
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If, however, one of you presses the button, I'll let that boat live.
You look tired, Alfred. You'll be all right without me?
Where's the rubber man
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You can't leave me alone with these people.
How will I know?
You got more chance of winning the Powerball than running into him.
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That's a lot of chicken
It’s not about the ice…
We're not intimidated by thugs.
What can I do for you, Mr. Reese?
No, today I found out what Batman can't do.
- When you and... - Rachel!
Mike Johnson
Enough from the Flea
That's very good, Mr. Lau. "Accidentally." Very good.
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Nobody's gonna cross him for you. If you want this guy, you got one way.
when I was at Internal Affairs?
You wanna know how I got these scars? I tried hard boiling an egg.....in the microwave.
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Two minutes, then we breach.
Harvey, it's okay. It's all right. Listen.
- What the...? - Ah, ah, ah.
and those criminals are back on the streets, followed swiftly by you and me.
That's a lot of Money
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We got him, Harvey.
She shares my enthusiasm for justice. After all, she is a judge.
Carbon fiber, .28 caliber, made in China.
Maybe we could share one.
We Are Tonight’s Entertainment
Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
Batman!
let go to bedroom baby yes pls junny
when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously?
WHERE’S PHILIP
LUMBERG
But when I say that one little old mayor will die...
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Oh, sure. You just take off your little mask and show us all who you really are. Hm?
Thanks again.
Heads, you get to keep your head.
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and scalpasalvosdkduballs and finaldollfieudiballs and doriujcookbookiballs. and sharonwalthsmtroeididballs and uiisuduzenapballs and tarzipanteiltbslls.
You're lucky to be feeling anything below the neck.
I'm sorry!
Because sometimes...
- Forever. - Then why do you wanna kill me?
I'm a man of my word.
I'm sorry, Harvey.
Keep looking. And keep it to yourself. Anybody asks, we got him out.
When their enemies were at the gates...
B
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Nigga Nigger Negro Nigga Nigger Negro
It’s not about the money It’s about sending a message
Beautiful, isn't it?
别那么当回事
It's Gotham General.
- when I said I wanted to inspire people. - I know.
because he's busy.
You choose.
Enough From Grimace!
That wasn't exactly what I had in mind...
Harvey called.
800??
A relatively small amount, $57,000
You can tell them I took it by force
Oh, they should. I own the place.
The clown was right.
Enough from the clown!
Alfred, what's the weather supposed to be like today A long time ago, I was in Burma...
I know the squealers when I see them...
Just accidentally wasting it.
Who did you fuck over?
I just want my button
Are you all right?
They're waiting to ambush the SWAT team coming up the elevator.
Harvey. Tell everyone the truth.
or the sweet and innocent civilians?
Why should I hide who I am?
I can give you the names of the banks.
All right, tootsie, you're taking a dive with me.
- I said, hands up! - No!
Tr
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Mike
Hoes looking for a "good man"
On the ground! Stay on the ground!
- Don't! - I'm sorry.
Sperm
When the host can kick people in the middle of a game
The Mob has plans. The cops have plans.
How many of your friends windows have I smashed?
like Christmas.
You know...
WHY SO serious?
Now what? Need someone to shake it for you?
What are you building for him now, a Rocketship?
يلا على الحمام يارجوك بسرعه حبيبي
Unban perk And he'll do what mods shoulda did 10 shills ago
Are you the real Ian Shane? No? Then why do you dress up like him?
When I told you that if Gotham no longer needed Batman, we could be together...
Some members just want to watch the HOA burn
It's...expansive.
But you already know what that is.
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