Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You'll condemn me.

- Two of them cops. You can't sweep that... - No.

I'm carrying too much weight. I need to be... I need to be faster.

Non l'eroe che ci meritavamo. Ma quello di cui avevamo bisogno

Well, I do appreciate you bringing me out here in such style, Mr. Lau, but I re...

Virginia just showed that

The kind of mind the Joker attracts. What do you expect to learn from him?

Mm-hm. What about that floodlight on the top of MCU?

Jim, it's over.

- Barbara, calm down. - He has the kids!

I am not the batman

Nothing less than a knight...

You already knew.

How many of your friends have I killed?

Much more subtle.

Get a unit over to Surrillo's house. Tell Wuertz to find Dent.

- I figured, counselor. - Mr. Dent, sir...

Compared to this, the Mob doesn't scare me.

I wouldn't leave something like that up to chance.

Five hundred and twenty-seven counts of obstruction of justice.

- It's someone else, isn't it? - Harvey.

believe that Batman stands for something more important...

how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

Call the transit authority, school board, prisons. Get every bus down to a hospital.

The public likes you. That's the only reason that this might fly.

You've turned every cell phone in Gotham into a microphone.

That guy's not getting up, is he?

Because we found his next target. He's put it in tomorrow's paper.

Come on I want you to do it

- Are you threatening my client? - No.

Because it's all part of the plan.

- Why? - No one else will die because of me.

it's a bad joke.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

diagnosis the identification of an illness

You should be. Whatever the Joker's planning...

Yo, Gambol, somebody here for you. They say they've just killed the Joker.

We found the missing hospital bus.

And that means they haven't killed us yet either.

Me trying to convince weird anime guys to give me their cock

People will lose hope.

You thought we could be decent men in an indecent time.

Like this Batman. We're hearing he's doing good, criminals are running scared.

Welcome to Hong Kong, Mr. Fox.

You have inspired good. But you spat in the faces of Gotham's criminals.

- Let's put a couple tables together. - I'm not sure that they'll let us.

Evening, commissioner.

but their caravans were being raided in a forest north of Rangoon by a bandit.

We got you, you son of a bitch

but it's not the source.

You wanna know how I got them?

I think, Mr Else, A simple "No" might have sufficed:)

Stand away! All of you!

- I'm gonna need your weapon. - What?

- Even to a guy like me, that's cold. - Where's Dent?

It's All Part Of The Plan

- You don't think I will? - Mm-mm.

Do you wanna know why I use a Saber? Blaster are to quick..

Look, take it up with the Joker.

Each of you has a remote to blow up the other boat.

Harvey, the last man that they appointed to protect the Republic was named Caesar...

A very nice man said he could have it up and running in a week, and he takes cash.

If it's so simple, why haven't you done it already?

Guns are too quick.

Call in every officer.

while judges and police commissioners are getting blown away.

Our boy looks good on the tube.

I believe in Saffy

What are you building for him now A Rocket Ship?

Tell them we'll come back and pick them up once we dump the scumbags.

You wouldn't dare try to justify yourself if you knew what I'd lost.

Bill “Jett” Ramey? He's a fall guy. I'm the brains of the organization.

To log into SAGE _

“Should've Thought About That Before You Let The Clown Out Of The Box."

- Where are we going, sir? - To get Reese.

Me, when Pauline calls me into the office about 15.08

We believe the Joker's made a threat against your life.

- Where, then? - No one can know but me.

and Jim Gordon will have died for nothing.

Through the magic of diesel fuel and ammonium nitrate...

"What does it take to make you people wanna join in?"

a watchful protector.

They can't afford to be off the streets. They'll cut deals that include some jail time.

And I thought my jokes were bad.

You didn't think I'd risk losing the battle for Gotham's soul...

You squeezed them, you hammered them to the point of desperation.

I think, Mr. Endreson, a simple phone call might have sufficed.

What about getting back into the plane?

I've checked all the databases. There are four possibles.

It's all part of the plan

Ready! Aim! Fire!

Well, depending on how it's shared, it could play one time or several.

Until their spirit breaks completely.

Very poor choice of words.

Even if the plan is horrifying.

Targeting me won't get their money. I knew the Mob wouldn't go down easily...

So we'll hunt him...

Enough from Disney

What...? That's not him.

Those men on that boat? They made their choices.

How many times Collective and Garbage have tried and failed to stay relevant since 01/01/00

To be continued.

Even to a guy like me, that’s cold.

Are you telling me that you're gonna protect the other traitor in Gordon's unit?

Little Rambo here won't be able to get a nickel for his grandma.

It's not about money...

What the hell is this?

The priority is Gotham General. Wheel everybody out of that place right now.

Harvey Dent didn't wanna give in to this maniac.

Ah, the "good cop, bad cop" routine?

He said Batman's gonna turn himself in.

Look what I did to this city with a few drums of gas and a couple of bullets.

Just the person you love most.

You were a glorified accountant.

I need you plugged in, checking Gordon's men and their families.

There is no escape from this

The numbers are solid.

We're running out of time!

So you think Batman's made Gotham a better place? Hm?

Get down to the engine room now.

Don't think like that. They're coming.

What's he hiding under that makeup?

ENOUGH! About darts!

Will you be wanting the Bat-pod, sir?

Don't tell anybody and I'll find you there.

Two guys on the roof. Every guy gets a share. Five shares is plenty.

We're not intimidated by thugs.

They need you right now...

click around and see which address each drop is associated with have you met these guys?

Even to a guy like me, that’s cold!

Tell them your name.

I am not wearing dress shoes.

No, you're not.

And some people just want to blow the bloody doors off…

You wanna know how i got these teef???

What difference does that make?

POV when you go to a mental asylum

I have no choice.

Firstly, to assure the citizens of Gotham...

In a Rico case, if you can charge one of Then with a felony

I'm Mike Engel for Gotham Tonight.

You can't stop here. We're like sitting ducks!

Clearly followed Trump's suggestion...

Jeremy Hambly just showed you the internet, and

No! There's no time!

but the Chinese won't extradite a national under any circumstances.

Yeah, that'd be why.

Por que você é tão sério?

What do we do now? Where are we going?

The only sensible way to live is without rules.

oh ho ho oh ho ho oh oh ho ho ho look at me, it's a new revolution. when i grow up i'll never do that again when i grow up i'll never do that again are you really pecia? look at me what a revolution.

that it's full of people ready to believe in good.

Now that’s more like it

I don't. I make my own luck.