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Artie Ziff? Isn't that the rich guy
(gasps) What happened to my smile?
-HOMER (groans): Oh. -Why, you ask, am I getting married?
Or vegan.
for a tune-up.
It says "Money to Burn."
¶ ¶
And they're blowing the whistle, the farmer's yelling, It's YARN Memes Characters. Oh, wow.
(grunts)
(beeping)
In the bag, Madam President.
(HUMS TUNE)
ALL: Lisa Lisa Lisa
No, you can't.
Well, let's just say you're on retainer.
¶ This wedding's gonna be fly ¶
¶ ¶
Huh?
-Hmm! -My headaches are so bad.
Homer took me to a "psychiatrist."
I mean, how hard is this?
You're not really thinking of going, are you?
on eBay again?
(yells)
Oh, the shame.
Hey, I'm not made of money.
Dubya! Dubya!
Hey, pal, you're a news guy. Give it to me straight.
Our first candidate is Dubya Spuckler.
This is too weird.
Bup, don't be so sure.
Bravo, Lisa.
I am, as the poet once said, a dumb schmuck.
And am I shallow enough to enjoy this?
I've spent years trying to build the perfect copy
(gargles)
Lisa, I'm sorry, what do you have?
(Artie groans)
I am the only man your mother has ever been with,
I knew this day would come. (sobs)