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CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!
It looks like you're burning money!
based on my stupid smile.
The happy girl put the thing in the hole!
After three sessions, I figured out it was a goat with glasses.
Or do I?
Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
This is an abomination!
(low, ominous music plays)
Well, that's what therapy's for.
That's your brother.
(tires screech)
You're big with swing voters,
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH
Artie only married her because she looks like me.
Charlotte crawled off to die,
Now everyone's favorite: rinse and spit.
-Hey, gorgeous. -Hey, Bart.
Two days in Ohio, two days in Michigan,
I want to show you something.
I was all prepared for a big presentation,
I'm gonna make one of them my bride.
(stilted): Power save.
Oh, fine. What about you two?
(mouthpiece creaking)
I can make it happen.
it doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?
Artie?
Well, they're practically invisible.
Aw, you're taking all the fun out of it.
(creaking)
and "'rithmetic" starts with a "A."
(giggles)
by what they say, not how they look.
CROWD: Boo!
and, booyah, up to Ontario for some international flavor.