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After three sessions, I figured out it was a goat with glasses.
Well, that's what therapy's for.
The happy girl put the thing in the hole!
I can make it happen.
based on my stupid smile.
it doesn't matter what comes out of my mouth?
and, booyah, up to Ontario for some international flavor.
(giggles)
Or do I?
Artie only married her because she looks like me.
CROWD (chanting): Dubya! Dubya!
You're big with swing voters,
I want to show you something.
Well, they're practically invisible.
by what they say, not how they look.
(creaking)
This is an abomination!
and "'rithmetic" starts with a "A."
Now everyone's favorite: rinse and spit.
-Hey, gorgeous. -Hey, Bart.
Artie?
Usual: boy meets girl, girl meets bank account.
I was all prepared for a big presentation,
Oh, fine. What about you two?
It looks like you're burning money!
Aw, you're taking all the fun out of it.
(mouthpiece creaking)
(tires screech)
CROWD: Boo!
That's your brother.
Charlotte crawled off to die,
(stilted): Power save.
Two days in Ohio, two days in Michigan,
I'm gonna make one of them my bride.
(low, ominous music plays)
Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH