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(quietly): Pause for laughs.
-"Results." -(scattered cheers)
You look amazing!
Hello, Simpsons.
If you never eat, how come you're so fat?
Oh, they should revoke your license. Ha!
And thanks to the puberty app on my phone,
Stick to the script, amateurs!
And after that, just a lifetime of wearing retainers.
(SINGS)
(grunting)
You've done all right for a billionaire.
(coughing, gagging)
SMDH What folks just won’t let me be to Self ?
Wow. Not a single picture of Artie.
Smile and you'll be a lot more popular.
-Food coma. He'll be fine. -(monitor beeping steadily)
In six months, you'll have perfect teeth.
I was for Lisa before it was cool.
It seems like ever since the pill,
Her smile makes me feel full,
(playing lively jazz)
and that's your face.
Americans can be fat and poor.
Lisa Simpson.
(crowd groans)
I didn't want to believe my popularity was
I still have good ideas.
I'm not happy.
Sweetie, you are very pretty.
Yes, that's the idea.
Shortened from "Kidzrulovitch,"
(WIGGUM CHUCKLES)
And believe me, that's where I'm headed.
Uh, who, me?
What? You got to remember that.
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