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And thanks to the puberty app on my phone,
-Food coma. He'll be fine. -(monitor beeping steadily)
Stick to the script, amateurs!
(playing lively jazz)
(grunting)
Sweetie, you are very pretty.
It seems like ever since the pill,
In six months, you'll have perfect teeth.
-"Results." -(scattered cheers)
(crowd groans)
And after that, just a lifetime of wearing retainers.
Uh, who, me?
Shortened from "Kidzrulovitch,"
I'm not happy.
Hello, Simpsons.
What? You got to remember that.
I didn't want to believe my popularity was
(coughing, gagging)
I was for Lisa before it was cool.
SMDH What folks just won’t let me be to Self ?
Wow. Not a single picture of Artie.
(SINGS)
Oh, they should revoke your license. Ha!
Americans can be fat and poor.
You look amazing!
I still have good ideas.
Smile and you'll be a lot more popular.
Lisa Simpson.
(WIGGUM CHUCKLES)
Yes, that's the idea.
and that's your face.
Her smile makes me feel full,
You've done all right for a billionaire.
If you never eat, how come you're so fat?
And believe me, that's where I'm headed.
(quietly): Pause for laughs.