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¶ Don't be tardy ¶
YOU’VE GOT A SECRET WEAPON
(buzzer sounding)
Well, I just want you to know, you'll always be gross to me.
selling fireplace logs that look like cash,
You may now kiss the bride.
Yeah, I-I know.
No, no, no. Listen, it says "Money to Burn,"
Hurry!
(both scream)
who always guesses low!
It's me, Artie Ziff,
Hey, I didn't give you wings.
(loudly): Lisa doesn't sound sick at all.
When you see your own parent And they say something embarrassing
Eh, they're up and down,
Uh, Ralph lost his retainer in the trash.
Could you?
Did I get drunk and buy useless stuff
I can't help thinking about that poor woman.
(sniffles) Positive? Positive?
Okay, kid. Your bottom braces are on.
(sniffles) They grow up so fast.
When we make sex, it is so, so good.
(burps)
About 20 feet.
¶ My boy Artie is throwing a party ¶
Homie, look. We got this in the mail today.
You're just a kid, and things are changing.
D'oh!
No, I can power through this.
And so, after saving Wilbur,
What can we, uh, do here?
Whoa-ho! Puberty!
I will become a better human being.
SMDK
use it for good.