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It's water time. Get me a volunteer!
A skosh of Mother's Myers's rum...
Damn it!
I'll bet you have.
I haven't seen a skier like you in years...
OK, let's hit it!
You fool! imbecile!
Try that on for size.
Welcome to Squaw.
Good.
What is it with that guy?
How about something hot?
So, you met Rudi, huh?
I'm Squirrel Murphy.
first Harkin and now me.
He's made $392, been laid twice.
- Squirrel. -All right.
Dan O'Callahan.
I suppose a fuck's out of the question, huh?
I ain't into older men, you know?
J~ Brown Shred the gnarrrr bruh! Lol
We call him Kamikaze.
Well, I'm gonna do it.
You can kiss my ass Not on this side, not on that side, but right in ze middle!
So, what happens in Squaw Valley besides skiing?
And we made a vow
of Rudi Garmischt.
Take your starting position.
Uh-uh. Sylvia's sure got what it takes.
That way you could suck up the bumps.
Next up is number 101...
Yeah, next time!
Hey, it was too hot to wear underwear.
Was ist los? lhr schweinhund.
Hey, watch it, buddy! You jerk!
You busy for dinner?
- All right! -Here come the judges' scores.
because he's bad.
Hey, Adolf! Somebody's talking to you!
Guys, I'd like to propose a little toast...
before I can let you go down.
WTF A CHINESE DOWNHILL?
Chinese Downhill
WTF¥DH
A toast to Dom Perignon and the World Cup.
Congratulations.
And now for the rules...
Why don't you turn that down?
and newcomer Harkin Banks of the United States...
That is why we are here.
I was tired.
I'm skiing the world championships...
Make it forty.
And now for the judges' scores--
All right, all right!
So glad you could make it.
Well, Curtis, you can take your starting position.
What do you want?
THE MAGICAL EVENT IS NOT OVER YET.
Next up is Harkin Banks, number 149.