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Hey, watch it, buddy! You jerk!
- All right! -Here come the judges' scores.
WTF A CHINESE DOWNHILL?
Try that on for size.
Welcome to Squaw.
I haven't seen a skier like you in years...
So, you met Rudi, huh?
first Harkin and now me.
What do you want?
and newcomer Harkin Banks of the United States...
Next up is Harkin Banks, number 149.
That way you could suck up the bumps.
It's water time. Get me a volunteer!
A skosh of Mother's Myers's rum...
Well, Curtis, you can take your starting position.
And now for the rules...
- Squirrel. -All right.
Why don't you turn that down?
Make it forty.
because he's bad.
Good.
Take your starting position.
Congratulations.
THE MAGICAL EVENT IS NOT OVER YET.
Next up is number 101...
Hey, Adolf! Somebody's talking to you!
WTF¥DH
We call him Kamikaze.
before I can let you go down.
You busy for dinner?
And we made a vow
Damn it!
J~ Brown Shred the gnarrrr bruh! Lol
Dan O'Callahan.
You fool! imbecile!
Yeah, next time!
I suppose a fuck's out of the question, huh?
So glad you could make it.
What is it with that guy?
A toast to Dom Perignon and the World Cup.
Uh-uh. Sylvia's sure got what it takes.
I was tired.
You can kiss my ass Not on this side, not on that side, but right in ze middle!
of Rudi Garmischt.
Chinese Downhill
So, what happens in Squaw Valley besides skiing?
How about something hot?
And now for the judges' scores--
I'm Squirrel Murphy.
I'm skiing the world championships...
OK, let's hit it!
I ain't into older men, you know?
Hey, it was too hot to wear underwear.
Guys, I'd like to propose a little toast...
I'll bet you have.
He's made $392, been laid twice.
All right, all right!
Well, I'm gonna do it.
Was ist los? lhr schweinhund.
That is why we are here.