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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Louise, now!
Dirk. Dirk Moneyrich.
You got to follow protocol.
Hello?
Really? Crap.
To be fair, I'm a lot.
The gift for the little nephew.
Not that they'll come looking for us.
in this package but a whole bunch of human poop.
Linda Belcher? I'll take care of it.
You're the buffer between me and your parents.
All right, we got to do this quick.
- Anyway. Bye. - Uh, Lin?
Just think. There's little presents in every one of these boxes.
But then I went into the bedroom and called Gayle
Special delivery. I need someone to sign.
They need so much help they almost don't care
♪ Goin' to my temp job on Christmas Eve ♪
Ooh, that's a good story, but Bob,
♪ Just 'cause it is the, 'tis the season ♪
Oof. Sounds hard. But yeah.
All right, let's try something else. Uh, from the top. Ready. One, two, three.
Yes. How long? 2 hours.
Barrette.
One, two, three...
I don't have time to take it to the plant.
- Yeah. - So it's Priority Express.
Even if there is no little boy in there.
It'll be the ottoman situation all over again.
Maybe it's Mom and she's just being really formal?
I'm almost... sorta done.
Signature
there was a vending machine with Burobu figures,
Don't mess with a mail carrier.
Quick, put a stamp on me and tell him I'm the package.
Just don't even bring it up.
Oh, he's so judge-y.
Aw, I can't wait.
- Any extra... presents? - Extra gifts.
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