Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

my sister was about to get one of her own.

Okay, we're pulling the plug. Someone get me my Cool Whip.

Before I had Lainey, you tortured me for being the world's biggest loser.

Is standing beside you

But I thought you hate it.

Okay, I can't deal with whatever this is, so get out.

But that doesn't mean I deserve comeuppance. Please!

Eh, it's dicey, but you're my best friend.

- (SIGHS) - (ALL GASP)

Perfect. I can hit a few houses.

We're supposed to be When Harry Met Sally.

I'm on your side.

It's Nate. Hi. Hi, Nate.

This is me rejoicing in your social failures.

I said to keep your mouth shut…

No, 'cause you love your sister.

Yeah. You're Sally Henderson.

Point is, I have a date. Okay. Bye.

while you're happily living your life like anything but a Barry.

Schmoopie Loves Mommy.

Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead

The man seemed to write a new book every week,

Hey! I have a fun idea.

(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

That's why her children let her move in with them!

God, this is a nightmare I can't escape from.

Suddenly Seymour

I mean Beverly. Oh, damn it.

Erica was about to get a fright of her own.

You wrote an op-ed in the school paper