Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Go change your clothes. We gotta take care of the livestock.
Yeah. Yeah, maybe I'm doing you a favor, huh?
If there's anything we can do to help, just holler.
You were kind enough to leave a business card.
Bad storm blowing in. Hands are off. J.R. And Ray aren't back yet.
Bye, Wanda. You take care now, hear?
- Not in there. - Hey, look, we're sorry.
You say goodbye to Mary Lou?
Especially when the change is named Barnes.
- What the heck are you guys...? - Shut up!
- So...? - So she said she had been kidnapped...
...I wouldn't move a muscle.
A storm is one thing in a city. It's something else again on a ranch.
Get to his women the way he got to mine.
No. No, please.
- J.R. - Yeah?
Now, bravery's gonna get you dead, Junior.
All right, you.
Well, I can't think of another way right now.
Gotta find out what's there. Who's there.
I don't even think she knows how to play backgammon.
Bring them on around!
We were alone up until half an hour ago.
- When'd you get home? - Half-hour ago.
- You never used to be so damn stubborn. - I never used to be a lot of things, Daddy.
Stay right there, Mama!
Yeah. I'll hold on.
Nobody's gonna begrudge us a good time.
Junior's missus. And I get to choose.
No!
Let's go get it.
Small craft advisories are posted and the highway...
Just like these Ewings are gonna get theirs.
J.R. Is as stubborn as Jock.
This is gonna be a lot of fun if you take it in the right spirit.
Yes, ma'am. Payton Allen.