Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ With pink shoelaces ♪
-Margie's assistant? -Who's askin'?
-Sophie? -She's turned the whole place against us.
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Don't run, Ethan.
but it's all she needed for a full life.
-Let's see who we've got calling here. -Excuse us.
Why don't you move it up?
-It was a fucking expensive hall. -It was a great hall.
-Not true. -And no one's ever died from arthritis.
this "take a sabbatical" song and dance.
You.
-Oh, my God. -What?
How 'bout I deal with the trucks.
Miriam, why are you being so sensitive?
Sure.
Susie, what is going on?
-Are you done? -Then I'll fish 'em out of the canal,
Thank you. (blows raspberry)
Be man enough to come up here so I can box your ears.
So I say, "Thank you for the music!"
Judy?
-Bye, Susie. -See ya, Irene.
Where did you hear this?
Well, grow some balls, lady, and stop with all your tricks.
-Joey Mackerel. -That's the guy's name.
He's done this before--
My girl's name is Maisel.
Zelda will draw it for him.
She's gonna work her way up Midtown,
You'll take good care of her, boys?
It's 4:00 now. If you subtract 12,
So, I have a British friend...
-Is he wearing mascara? -Gets lonely out on the range.
courtesy of the Parks Department.
God, I hate jugglers.
There are a million acts. Let's just lie low,
Oh, mothers do love me.
MIDGE: Mama, we're back!
Hmm.
Wonderful!
I'm assuming that's the one.
MASON: Well, I'm sorry, Sophie.
I-I can't even...
You'd let me meet the kids then, right?
Thank you so much for making tonight possible.
There's no way you could possibly know that.
They're investigating, Pop.
Disturbed? That's a strong word, Simon.
♪ My friend ♪
Excuse me.
-Does the Pope get hard-ons? -(laughter)
Hey!
Yes.
So there's gonna be some big stars on this thing.
Mason, I'll take that $78,000 now in small bills.
And you never get to know what it was.
We'll keep our phones manned, so keep calling.
-To us? -Yeah.
Carry on.
-Ah, there it is. -What?
So you don't get stuck.
Make a "U" at the base of the stairs
Mama, Benjamin came down and surprised me at the park.
imbecilic, puerile, blithering milksops.
Mm. Joey Branzino's someone else.
He just juggles, Dickie.
Okay, this telethon's actually gone on so long
Tell that to a dog.
Some of them are scams.
That's right.
-You'll vouch for my girl? -Sure thing.
-Hey, that guy's over there. -What guy?
Put that on your plate.
She's all that.
Midge. Midge Maisel.
...a true scourge on our nation's health.
My God, no.
I checked in with all the other teams.
♪ The world ♪
and looking worried about money is "Daddy."
every penny in her penny jar.
-Got it. -Spot number six.
So, she's on around 10:00 to 33 o'clock.
to get on this telethon today.