Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

with you guys, but I'm not happy here!

-CHILD: You're it! -(dog barking)

with The Phil Donnelly Dancers,

Yours, she served gently;

Technically, I'm your boss.

Trust me, daylight come and I want to go home.

Can we have dinner at your place?

Well, I got to get back to my post. I'll see ya.

someone connected to all this.

Because, you see, television demands an unerring instinct

It's okay if you've killed people.

Then he won't chase people to tag them back,

Just her head and neck worked at the end,

sweet-talk her, she'll sweet-talk him,

because I am your biggest fan.

Fuck it. And fuck her. You'll do your 11:55 spot.

-Oh, that's gonna bother me. -FRED: Hey, Susie.

The big hall, the three rabbis.

This is unbelievable.

Sophie Lennon, ladies and gentlemen.

It's more than that.

the school nurse, the parking attendants...

Now you eat the cheese?

but I'm just not understanding why...

-I'm Sal. -Nice to meet you.

very special guests.

You have a chauffeured limousine,

go downstairs and grab my Chinese food delivery?

I used to think she was funny,

I'll have it shipped. I'll give it to her,

And why are all of you still here? Hmm?

Almost made me pee my fucking pants.

Six beats three.

-Start a new subject, Miriam. -Well...

I call a joke like that a 50-percenter.

(audience laughing)

She answers phones and tells jokes.

you made me hire when we bought this place?

-Mm. -♪ He wears tan shoes ♪

I think you were sensational.

the administrative staff, the trustees,

I think we're gonna need a few more sessions.

I'm dealing with the trucks.

with Ronny Johanssen from Jackson Heights.

I'm kidding. Geez Louise.

I'm an analyst.

Kids can't tell. Too short.

Get someone I know to vouch for her

Once I missed breakfast because I was still eating dinner!

-They're back, guys! -Get out of here!

Was it good? I couldn't tell. I moved a lot.

Fine. Be like that.

Had Moms Mabley at the Apollo.

I'm off to the ladies'.

Thank you, Zelda.

Sure. Let me grab my toga

Who's that? Cousin Shmuly?

-It's not even connected. -That's not all.

(grunts) So very professional of me to come on camera

You threaten her, you threaten me.

It's tip-top, Simon. Tip-top.

-for the next five minutes. -Four.

She was performing somewhere in D.C.,

We're in too deep. We'll look like flakes.

That means you're going on at 4:00 in the fucking morning?

Just heard it myself.

"Yes" would be the answer.

-Is this a small world, or what? -You look rested.

Have I got a comic for the telethon.

Let me ask you this. If we were to, say, get engaged...

Margie the booker's at table six.

-you! -(chuckles)

I've had a lot of medical training,

I can't even pick up my baby grandson.

I never would have known to ask for that-- a cut of sales.

They're not experiencing backlogs.

Oh, you made a mistake calling a comedian.

Look at that-- you're following the confetti!

-Folks, let me take some time... -We gotta talk.

Of course not, Pop!

-Will you get her out? -He can't throw 'em that high, Sal.

MAN: I'll marry you!

Ask Daddy for cash.

(cheering and applause)