Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're bumped to the end of the broadcast. 11:55.
-Comedian? -Comedian. Hour three, we've got
I want to give you that money back.
Nice to meet you. You got a sharp one.
(chuckles) Thank you.
FRED: Margie hates Dougie. You should have gone to Kenny.
Always open my show with a comedian.
MAN: Who wants to bet Waylon's from Yonkers?
Hey, that's a good joke.
Or even an enthusiastic "enjoy."
I sold the coins and kept the money.
What did this poor woman do to get this slot?
you're forcing brownouts,
We're getting triple the rent I thought we'd get,
I would have gone down with the buffet!
So, a minute after you come on screen,
And why would they suggest such a thing?
There you go.
volunteers are ready to take your pledges.
let us consider a periodic triangular wave function.
We'll see you tomorrow, 1600 hours.
and see the carnival freaks.
But you got a "there you go." And so did your mother.
Why? Why are you doing this? Why now?
Lower your voice.
I don't think.
Go. Go!
and performers, all volunteering their time.
But when you get nervous, I get nervous.
from our generous viewers.
Sometimes my arthritis gets so darn bad,
-Ace beats queen. Eat it, son. -Ma!
Hold that shot, "B." Stay right where you are.
♪ Pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man, oh, man... ♪
I'm gonna be on camera, Susie. Look close.
however, I do it in the nude.
I'm sure they had it coming.
You'll scare them.
MIDGE: Why are so many guys here named after fish?
I'm completely immobilized.
MASON: It's all about them, folks.
Thanks.
♪ You... ♪
♪ And my arms grow strong ♪
-Four. -DICKIE: Why is the bathroom
How do you figure?
Let's mosey on over and chew the chaw with him.
You hesitated.
My people.
It's only 11:45.
-I gave you a cut. -You gave me a dollar.
Well, it wasn't. Okay? It wasn't.
Okay.
-helping you out like this? -PAUL: Wonderful, Sophie.
-What tricks? -You send tough guys, I take down tough guys.
-What? -Sophie fuckin' Lennon.
I was right about fish.
So he's yours-- the one not chasing anybody?
-Oh! Ha-ha-ha! -(laughter)
Mind if I join you?
-Mic check. -One, two.
I don't understand.
So?
and every meal was all-you-could-eat.
They will break every over-elongated bone
-I threatened to stab him. -With a cheese knife.
Ugh. That Jerry Lewis thing? He's so loud.
with those gnarled hands.
-Jerry Lewis has multiple homes. -Mama, that's ridiculous.
ROSE: And I don't like those facial distortions of his,
if you ban her from another club
I was just thinking about the irony of tenure.
-What irony? -Well, for instance,
♪ And I hold ♪
Chopped liver shaped like Michelangelo's David?
♪ Water was running ♪
♪ Oh, your city lies in dust ♪
Good night.
That you say that in front of your son.
No, kiss her. Go ahead, it's fine.
(sighs) Guys, I've been over and over this,
As you can see, our celebrities and volunteers
What buzz saw? Sophie?
Lay one on her, man. Bend down and kiss her.
-MIDGE: Why? -He sounded fat.
♪ Were you praying at the Lares shrine? ♪
I understand that you have to say that.