Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Let's mosey on over and chew the chaw with him.
with those gnarled hands.
-Jerry Lewis has multiple homes. -Mama, that's ridiculous.
We'll see you tomorrow, 1600 hours.
Ugh. That Jerry Lewis thing? He's so loud.
MASON: It's all about them, folks.
So?
No, kiss her. Go ahead, it's fine.
Lay one on her, man. Bend down and kiss her.
Hey, that's a good joke.
I'm sure they had it coming.
We're getting triple the rent I thought we'd get,
(sighs) Guys, I've been over and over this,
Lower your voice.
-What? -Sophie fuckin' Lennon.
Chopped liver shaped like Michelangelo's David?
♪ You... ♪
♪ Pink shoelaces, a polka dot vest and man, oh, man... ♪
I understand that you have to say that.
Mind if I join you?
♪ And my arms grow strong ♪
Or even an enthusiastic "enjoy."
♪ Were you praying at the Lares shrine? ♪
They will break every over-elongated bone
You'll scare them.
-What tricks? -You send tough guys, I take down tough guys.
and see the carnival freaks.
But when you get nervous, I get nervous.
♪ And I hold ♪
(chuckles) Thank you.
and performers, all volunteering their time.
That you say that in front of your son.
-I gave you a cut. -You gave me a dollar.
What buzz saw? Sophie?
♪ Oh, your city lies in dust ♪
Always open my show with a comedian.
Why? Why are you doing this? Why now?
let us consider a periodic triangular wave function.
But you got a "there you go." And so did your mother.
Hold that shot, "B." Stay right where you are.
I was right about fish.
however, I do it in the nude.
My people.
-Ace beats queen. Eat it, son. -Ma!
I'm gonna be on camera, Susie. Look close.
Well, it wasn't. Okay? It wasn't.
So, a minute after you come on screen,
Go. Go!
-MIDGE: Why? -He sounded fat.
♪ Water was running ♪
Nice to meet you. You got a sharp one.
How do you figure?
Sometimes my arthritis gets so darn bad,
-What irony? -Well, for instance,
-Comedian? -Comedian. Hour three, we've got
from our generous viewers.
Good night.
Okay.
MIDGE: Why are so many guys here named after fish?
I don't understand.
ROSE: And I don't like those facial distortions of his,
As you can see, our celebrities and volunteers
-Oh! Ha-ha-ha! -(laughter)
you're forcing brownouts,
I would have gone down with the buffet!
-Mic check. -One, two.
-I threatened to stab him. -With a cheese knife.
You're bumped to the end of the broadcast. 11:55.
There you go.
-Four. -DICKIE: Why is the bathroom
FRED: Margie hates Dougie. You should have gone to Kenny.
if you ban her from another club
It's only 11:45.
What did this poor woman do to get this slot?
I don't think.
volunteers are ready to take your pledges.
-helping you out like this? -PAUL: Wonderful, Sophie.
I want to give you that money back.
You hesitated.
And why would they suggest such a thing?
I'm completely immobilized.
and every meal was all-you-could-eat.
Thanks.
I sold the coins and kept the money.
MAN: Who wants to bet Waylon's from Yonkers?
I was just thinking about the irony of tenure.
So he's yours-- the one not chasing anybody?