Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(Midge clears throat)
And they weren't fresh then.
DICKIE: Oy. Get "B" to stop moving, Hank.
Immobilized?
He has to learn about losing.
Well, I'm here to tell you, there's no bad side.
your real tits'll feel it! Count on it!
-Who the hell is this? -What are you doing in here?
-Done. -Done?
♪ Choking on the dirt and sand ♪
for knowing where the camera is, at all times.
Investigating what?
when everything goes wrong with something.
-(laughs) -Arthritis be damned.
-You're married? -Shh.
It's whoopee time, everybody.
Speaking of that, which of you two fellas is gonna be
and line their own pockets.
♪ Ooh-ooh, ooh, ooh... ♪
Kenny'll vouch for her.
You threaten me, I'll punch your fake tits so hard
-I don't kill people! -WOMAN: What did he say? -(man coughing)
He says it's gone...
♪ ♪
I called, and your mother said you were down here.
Simon's wife loves that Belgian jelly.
BOTH: One, two, three, four, we declare a thumb war.
I'm just finishing it.
-our folk duo, our Shakespearean players... -Hey.
I don't believe this.
I just haven't talked to their dad
("Cities in Dust" by Siouxsie and the Banshees playing)
(train whistle blows)
We all know what that means in show business.
-You can't be in here. -What the hell? -Where is security?
But I did good things in my 20s.
I don't think all that guilt adds up to 60 grand.
Why what, Abe?
Oh. Sorry.
-one of the guys who was gonna kill me. -Oh. I've heard a lot about you.
and stick it in your eye,
I'll be performing on the telethon.
-What are? -These telethons.
It does, and now you're free to do something
I'll admit that I choked up a little when I saw...
-Mm. -You should put it in your act. It'll shock the audience.
Hang on to your hat.
but can you spread them out a little?
-It's two bucks plus tip. -(neighbors laughing)
(children chattering)
I know that's how you like them, Mrs. Weissman.
and conjure up a little Coriolanus for you.
CHILD: You're it! You've got to run!
♪ ♪
Always smells better, too.
Well, Mason, I was on the horn just now
-Can't wait. -At the very least,
But, oh, my God, Shy Baldwin, you are phenomenal.
What can't she do?
Hey, Abe, four-letter word, mountain range in Russia.
-who are still conscious. -You're on camera.
Is all this from your comedy routine?
When? Where?
Hello, and welcome to the telethon.
Hello!
No one had the guts to. That's why I'm telling you.
♪ Water was running ♪
till it's time for her to go on.
She's an up-and-comer.
Stop Arthritis and Rheumatism Telethon.
on The Tonight Show in ten years.
He needs a bath.
It's actually a lot of people's opinion.
-'Cause there are five people watching at home. -(clears throat)
Wow, that sounded dumb.
No.
You bar us from clubs, I get us back in those clubs.
-Never. -Long day.
Am I in the wrong place?
-It used to be. -I won't put up with tardiness.
♪ And a big Panama with a purple hat band. ♪
-and help the afflicted. -What the fuck?