Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Take it from there, guys.
You were getting a Pope hard-on yourself, huh?
I'm stealing that for another night.
Bye, now.
to put out a new record album.
(cheering and applause)
-Don't laugh. -Why not?
The Phil Donnelly Dancers!
Your Bell Labs project has gone tits up, Pop.
Come on with me, everybody.
The chick's a stiff.
(laughter)
Sophie has really pulled in the dollars for our cause.
-(laughter) -If I'd have been on the Titanic,
Let me try this, this should work:
-You bet. -You bring your sheet music?
Which way's the VIP green room?
My mother does think the world of you.
♪ Tan shoes with pink shoelaces ♪
Yeah.
-Thank you. -Just wonderful.
The singer? He's had, like, a hundred hits in the last year.
♪ At your lovely face ♪
Can't stand that cracker comedy of hers.
(audience cheering)
Well done, girls.
-No, no. -What?
and that crazy voice; it feels desperate.
Will I marry you?
I haven't done either one of those things in years.
He uses a phrase
is rustling up a few pledges.
on building a rapport with a key group of guys.
That's really improved.
We're in the last few hours, folks,
-Wonderful. -So selfless.
And Rose? And the kids? Is everyone well?
We thank you for your generosity and support--
200 people, it added up.
"there you go."
(cheering)
-I'm Susie Myerson, manager to this budding young star. -Hi.
Let's put the number on the screen again.
You're not gonna believe this.
-Hi, guys. -You can't be in here! -(overlapping chatter)
SOPHIE: Put that on your plate!
Nope, nope, nope.
So, you want to hear about my new husband?
Must be a backlog.
I've got this whole thing about my parents' sex life,
-Bitch. -(scoffs)
get a little emotional right now.
Seemed funny to me. And everyone around me.
and she'll never know we were a part of this.
Anything wrong, Miss Miriam?
Well, thank you, ma'am. What's your name?
told me because I had a gun in his mouth.
Her assistant's at table 12. She can pull the trigger.
That doesn't make sense, either.
The only witnesses being some drunk cameramen,
♪ But oh-oh ♪
So, here I am.
Losing is a part of life.
A building manager knows.
Solve for "X."
Oh. Sure.
Right. Add 12, which means you're on at... 3350?
The bar is fine.
I'm just saying, when Benjamin calls, just take a message.
I'm sorry. I have to introduce myself,
but right now, let's get things off to an energetic start
-Do not come back here! -Ridiculous!
A spot? On TV? That would be sensational.
and then a left at the hallway.
Try everything.
It's Miriam.
-At what? -We do military time. 2150 is 9:50 at night.
Should I say hi back?
It's complicated.
(laughter and applause)
The sufferers. The people whose days and nights
Hello, and welcome to the telethon.
Hey, I'm your boss.