Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Am I ♪
(Sophie speaking indistinctly in distance)
SUSIE: That's become a thing now, too.
He's about to lose the two on the left.
No, Rabbi, this is not a good time.
Yours are still nice and fluffy.
Something to soften the blow.
You break a leg tonight, Midge.
and he was perfect husband material.
the great...
♪ Oh, you gotta... ♪
That's it? That's the big talk?
-AUDIENCE: Wow! Whoa! -And we're still climbing.
You asked me to cut to the chase. I'm cutting to the chase.
I don't want you here.
♪ In my embrace ♪
A.I. Nine, this is Devlin.
when I was singing in the subway.
MASON: Trudy's a former high school gymnast...
Charlie, dolly back a smidge. You're losing the group.
-I won't. -None of us were late.
What the fuck's wrong with just saying the time?
They take the money
and Rheumatism Telethon, broadcasting live
AUDIENCE: Aw...
I don't know, you're my manager.
♪ We found you lying ♪
When the phone rings, you answer.
-It's all kind of pointless. -BENJAMIN: Hi.
-Lots of compounded guilt. -Where'd you get it?
(quietly): Sure.
-(chuckles) -Something funny?
You gotta give me a heads-up about these things, Fred.
Hello and welcome to the telethon.
tie 'em to the front of a truck,
-(laughter) -The captain asked me
-Ladies' room. -You're in the right place.
This is a telethon for arthritis and rheumatism.
They control things. Come on.
three sailors on leave, and 14 people half-asleep
Me?
("Grandstand" by Anthony W. Mawer playing)
Was that bad? Did they hate me?
You went all out.
-How long is this guy's act? -WOMAN: Five minutes.
(mimics carnival barker): Step right up
and squeeze until you're both fucking dead!
demonstrating the latest dance craze-- The Bop!
-(lively crowd chatter) -(upbeat music playing)
Why didn't she just kick us out altogether?
Hello, and welcome, ladies and gentlemen,
I was an activist. I cared.
Bathrooms and parks are not the same.
-Engaged? -Engaged.
♪ And a big Panama with a purple hat band... ♪
Ready? Here it is.
Better?
(groans)
from New York City. As you can see,
I almost forgot why I came over here.
How about this? I met one potential date,
-(quietly): I don't... I don't kill people. -MAN: Says he kills people?
and it was time to fight the fuck back.
Oh, come on.
Pretty skimpy there. Give her a big smacker, man.
This young lady next to me is "Mommy," as well.
It's pure instinct.
You are terrified by the crazy woman next to you.
Looks like phone calls are already coming in
Tell "A" to dolly back.
-Yeah. Someone. -While you're at it,
Was that political? That was political.
It would be an issue. Do you understand?
(blows raspberry)
Hello, and welcome to the telethon.
-Sure. -And can we skip dinner?
And then you say that. I will fix it.
♪ Under the mountain ♪
L'chaim.
during that last call-- who were you speaking with, Waylon?