Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Happy Birthday!

Besides being incredibly hot, they have no problem with casual sex,

- God. Died in his office. Heart attack? - Yeah.

Five minutes, okay? Five...

There's no union seal on the menus or the programs.

but he still happens to be the President of the United States.

which, on a good day, add up to a sophomore, I suppose.

instead of the other way around.

You're gonna be just fine, Mr. Hayes,

Frank Sinatra, Linda Ronstadt.

We've come a long way from that hotel room on 8th Avenue.

I had finally made it inside the room.

- Are you okay? - Oh, yeah, I was just getting a little exercise.

- You know what's really cool? - I don't.

I haven't seen you in weeks!

"But we didn't do it."

She fluffs up my hair and tells me to be brilliant

What do you mean?

Of Timothys and Williams would be

- Is that why you and Kevin never... - Oh, God, Kevin. No. Kevin...

- Is that so? - Tell me how it happened.

Is that I like you.

I couldn't. And I don't know why.

- Could we maybe go for a walk? - Yeah.

- I'm sorry? - Give us a song.

It's like she said. If she didn't write it, someone else would have.

I'm mentioning him now.

Yes, I was Bill Clinton's lover for 12 years.

I saw our entire relationship, from present to future tense.

after they find each other after all that time?

and Summer's that Natasha lady who writes for that magazine.

they'll be part of the 46% that doesn't live happily ever after.

There's someone here I want you to meet.

I am totally fine

No, I'm not getting down on my knee.

- Oil and water. - Sandpaper and bare ass.

You know exactly why I never told you. You'd never be interested in me.

But mainly, when you love someone as much as I love you

and we're never gonna talk about this again.

- But nothing serious. - What about April? What happened to her?

I'm in New York, and I was thinking

- Why are you in New York? - I live here.

It's probably hard for you to imagine a relationship based on mutual respect

Summer said to hang tight. She'll be back. She wants you to wait.

- I read the Robredo piece. - Yeah.

- And she's off. Bye. - Bye-bye.

It's killing me that you're going out with the kid.

- Emily... - Wait! You've got to get down on your knee.

- It's a diary. - Sweet Jesus. Let me see.

It doesn't work that way.

Don't mess with me.

- You must miss him. - I do, yeah.

What comes after that?

From an early age to promote a consumer capaitalist agenda?

So you're saying it's not who, but it's when.

No, no, no, no, no, no, don't mention grassroots.

What they didn't say was he was on the couch with the dean's daughter.

Do you know what the husband and wife penguins do

Thank you very much.

I meant to give it to you. I wanted to give it to you.

Now, if Bill Clinton wins,

What about Civil Rights, or uh.. Women's Rights?!

Mr. President! Hey, Mr. President!

- Opportunist? Double-crossing... - Uh-uh.

The hotel workers won't let anybody into the building.

Although that's not what we real men call it.

"Love" on the other hand...

He's not your father? - Is that what he told you?

and you're way ahead in all the polls.

And no one's in love with you.

What have you been up to?

Those chubby redheads with the long, fake fingernails?

- Haven't talked to her in ages. - We'll be moving in together in the fall.

No, really, when I was with you, I thought, "This is it."

I'll never forget that day.

What are you doing here?