Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I see you've been eating noodles.

You and my mom, whoever she is, you're getting divorced.

- Where is he? Where's Will? - I don't know. I was just talking to him.

Anyhow, when I went away to college, my mom sold our house

You invite us inside, and we tell you the story.

- You heard? - I read about it in The Times.

What do you wanna be when you grow up?

- Right. - Thanks, John.

- Boyishly? I mean... - Yeah.

Way to go. You must be completely psyched.

and instead my dad bought me a hardcover copy of Jane Eyre.

- I forgot to tell you the happy ending. - What is it?

They're looking good.

I read it every year or two. Each time it's different.

- That's gross. That's just gross. - You'd be the ass.

Tell us the truth, my friend.

- Yeah. - All right.

- It's complicated, Maya. - Everything with you is so complicated.

Whenever I figure out whatever I'm supposed to learn from all this,

I'm gonna tell you the story,

How are you? What's doing?

- It is! - Summer.

Has anyone seen Robert Klein?

And I realized I had to tell someone.

Will, I don't want that, and you don't want that.

And she says that it was because of something

I'm guessing you weren't her first boyfriend.

- I kept the book... - Yeah?

- Yes. Yes. - That's her name?

Hey, it's April. I still need to talk to you. Please call me back.

I want you to all understand that it's gonna be as a direct result

- No, it's true. You know what? - Will...

Did you read this?

Maybe it's the tap water here.

I'm not kidding.

- Mr. Roth has had an aortal rupture. - What does that mean exactly?

'Cause there was a time when all I did

Most because of broken hearts.

Will you please put it on?

So, did I ever tell you... - I was gonna...

Emily sounds like she would make a good mom.

- I want you to meet her. - Summer Hartley?

- Hello. - Hey, it's Will.

Close the door behind you.

- Okay, Hayes. - Okay.

Whoa, whoa, whoa! Guys, guys, guys, guys, hey!

I think you're wrong.

- I'm not apathetic. - Yes, you are.

I've heard Bush has a mistress.

You know what? I think it happened such a long time ago,

I didn't do it the first time around.

And the person that you're with then, they become the one.

- Good morning, Will. - Hey, Sarah.

- I don't know! - Whatever else you do.

I taught him everything he knows about pipelines, and he pipelines now!

my joie de vivre

I do what I want with my body.

and he'd find some way to hurt me.

So now she's stupid and ugly and boring?

Don't stop! This is good stuff. Where were you? Okay.

Sometimes it's all a big surprise

Walk with me. Why would you wanna work for a hack like Arthur Robredo?

- Sweetie, that's so kind. - No, no, not that.

In a second, you're gonna say something impossibly charming.

Remember him? So if I was you,

- See, you did it again. - Really?

- when we made it. - And I didn't know how to tell you.

He's my thesis advisor.

I'm talking about you and me.

- Still smoking? - I quit.

Who the hell's Kevin?

What do you care if I'm in love with him, huh?

Hi, this is Summer. Please leave a message, and I will call you back.

I think he was completely plastered.

What are all these?

Hey, don't hand this in, okay?

Why are you so concerned with all of this anyway?

It's okay. I just didn't think that Lucas would approve.

Twenty-nine and a quarter.

- I just don't know if she's my mom. - Why not?

"Some of us are bold. My new friend

I think you should go.

You can't talk to a Teamster like that! Come on.

And the part about you and Emily touching each other and kissing.

The way you take the simplest statement,

- I took the red-eye! - That's incredible!

Okay, thank you.

Well, Dad was on his way to meet my mom to propose,

At least I tried. I went out there and I tried.

- Hi, Emily! - Hi, Emily!

Definitely. Maybe.

- Shake on it? Okay. - Let's do that. All right.

- Okay, bye. - Bye.

Twenty-nine and a half.

Are you the same Kevin that she mentioned a while back?

- That's what Daddy likes. - That's just nasty.

Here is Tom Brokaw in New York.

I just wonder if you want people to like you a little too much.

Okay, then why aren't you out there, you know, enjoying yourself?

That should be a good time.