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- I think we can, at least, manage that. - I think we could.

And it felt life-changing.

- You... - Yeah. We do.

from an early age to promote a consumer capitalist agenda?

You know what I mean?

You know, there's one part, though, that kind of bothered me.

All right. All right.

- What are we doing here? - I just got to pick something up.

You know, I love the zoo. Let's go to the zoo.

- I haven't. - Well, then you shouldn't really judge.

You wore down my resistance

- I know you will. - You go here.

How's high school?

Meanwhile, he accepted an invitation

What am I doing here?

"This is him. This is the one."

What do you want to be when you grow up?

I know. I know. - But it was from her dad.

had a cell phone.

Although, Mr. Monell told us

Well, actually, I'm not judging. Look at you.

- Is this what you're wearing? - What?

I can't believe you smoked and drank and were such a slut.

I was with him like an hour ago. Now he's gone.

Truth is he's far more interested in being

You're wrong. He's gonna make a difference with African Americans.

when all that love and admiration would start to irritate him

I see you drank my boyfriend under the table.

- My shit is together. - Your shit is a mess.

I get out of work early, and I go pick up my daughter, Maya, from school.

- Okay, okay. - We can't worry about that right now.

before e-mails and cell phones and reality television shows,

But I can't even get it together to do that.

I'm sorry about the other night.

and the only one I wanna kiss goodnight.

- How'd it go? Man, it went great! - Great.

- You have a favorite? - Yes.

"whose clothes you wanna rip from his very body,"

Ten, nine, eight...

so I can get a hold of you wherever, whenever, for whatever.

and then just when you were about to put your penis

No, I thought so, too, but this crazy thing happened.

There I was, arriving in the city I always dreamed about

Maybe you should mail it to her.

and thrusts it into a woman's vagina...

There! Right there!

I mean, I was camping on this beautiful beach in Crete

That's why you keep me around.

- Really? - Can you believe it?

- You know, we will go home and talk... - You do, don't you?

They need him, Em. Will's the man. I can't believe you're letting him go.

It was cowardly, and I'm sorry.

Six, six, five. See? Now I got it. And I'm never gonna lose it again.

- Are you gonna call her? - Are you insane?

No, no, I know it's corny, but I also think

But there's a really nice dedication inside, with a quote from the book.

I love this girl so much.

"Listen to your kids if you can."

Told me it was for my own good.

"because it's your birthday and you have no plans" dinner.

I can't believe we're finally gonna meet the President.

They put saltpeter in your cigarettes,

- All right. - No, come on.

- That is weird. - It's not bad. It's just different.

'cause I gotta tell you, I've always had a thing for you...

"That's Pathetic. It's So Puny."