Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"The boys' dorm is across the quad, their windows visible from ours.

- an incredible, deep kiss. - Spare me the details.

Because, after all, he is the big survivor, indeed, the victor

Hold it! Stop. Stop right there!

"'Whose charms were broken if revealed'

and I think you guys are really gonna, you know, hit it off.

- Really? - Yep.

- Okay, or don't. You know, yeah. - Oh, my God, I'm sorry.

Put your coat on.

- Where are you? - I'm close by.

And I'm working at a bookstore.

"It's the tongue in our heads!

No. Game over. It's time for bed.

from the Columbia Presbyterian emergency room. We have...

And he's thinking,

Wall Street. No!

I know this is tough for you, but what are you thinking?

Babe, I am about the love.

Well, I never welsh on a bet, so I'll tell you what.

- There's the desk. - Look at that. Yeah.

- I told you I was dating someone. - Dating someone.

What do you mean?

- And you. - Okay.

- Somebody had too much to drink. - No, I didn't.

that the Vietnam War was just a terrible idea?

Yeah, yeah, he did, and I am. Very, very happy.

That's interesting, coming from you, April.

No, I didn't mean it like that.

Come on, you've been staring at that package for about a week now.

I slept with Charlie!

Yeah. I know what you mean.

How did you find it? I mean, where did you find it?

Okay, you know what? I think we should stop now.

'Cause I've got a crush, my baby, on...

What are you saying? That I don't need? That I don't have emotions?

Well, sometimes they're apart for years, but they almost always find each other.

Okay. Good night, Maya.

Now, this young man was deeply, deeply in love with his college sweetheart.

- Sam Knowles. - Okay.

Yeah, that's funny, the toilet paper.

- What's he doing here? - Hello, Hampton.

getting married is the only thing left to do.

- Really? - Yeah.

Yeah, that's real mature. Where are you going?

So tell me about yourself. What's your deal? What do you aspire to?

I think you should keep it. You should read it when you're lonely.

Well, I don't need a guy. I never really did.

That is a beautiful woman right there.

Gonna meet you and Arthur in the restaurant.

You a Jehovah's Witness?

- Jesus. - I'm kidding.

So there's never been a guy, ever, that made you think, "This is it.

She was on my exchange program at Cambridge,

Great. Ask her out.

Happy birthday, dear Will

- How's Emily? - Emily.

And I figure it'll take about nine months,

It's like when something is staring you in the face

"From your loving father."

Toilet paper guy! Toilet paper guy!

So you're absolutely positive, 100%, that Emily is the very same woman

Oh, please! Daddy.

"I've Got A Crush On You, Sweetie Pie"

Very nice of you to come to our little shindig.

So, we'll change together.

- Let's think about this. - I'm not afraid of this.

- Oh, God. - There he is!

Go catch up to your mom, okay? All right, bye.

- I've Got A Crush On You. - Every one of them.

I'm sorry. I think I was just nervous to tell you.

- Where's Kelly? - She's right over there.

Easiest 20 bucks I ever made.

Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

and you're completely obsessed with power and money.

Well, at some point, we all make copies. Your time is now.

I'll take you out for dinner, for a birthday dinner.

You still have to tell me the story of why you fell in love with her.

These people earn 200 grand plus a year.

- I want you to come. - Oh, boy.

You know what I love?

I can't have that, Hayes. I need you to sell five of them.

In your apartment?

No, no. Don't eat it yet! Not till we get to our bench.

Put the picture back!

Twenty-nine and three-quarters.

I taught him everything he knows about flossing, and he flosses now!

You want some aspirin?

That's pathetic. It's so puny.

The thing is...

What does that mean? I don't know what that means.

- I was, wasn't I? - No.

Jesus. That's awful.

Hey, come on, now. I just want you to come for a weekend.

The world will pardon my mush

More jobs, more money.

but I just don't really have time for the pain.

Probably because I'm stuck in a rut with this guy.

- Advance team. - Yeah. How'd it go?

for the President of the United States of America,

- So those are healthy cigarettes. - Something like that.

and somehow you neglect to tell me that,