Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican?

They're an old flame of mine,

- Hello? - Are you watching?

Where the hell are you?

I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.

She traveled all over the world, just like she always dreamed of doing.

You were completely and totally on purpose. I knew exactly what I was getting into.

The thing is...

Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.

- His book on the McGovern campaign is... - Yeah.

marijuana use should be legalized?

The accident was that Sammy's mom got pregnant.

I'm down. - Are you okay?

- What if Charlie's right? - Charlie's never right.

- Have you ever read it? - No.

Come as you are, as a friend

- Hey. Gareth Henderson. - You're Gareth.

"Listen to the truncated bastard language of today.

- I'm gonna go listen to the Professor. - Sure.

Really? Why do I feel like I should hide the razor blades?

This is gonna sound bad.

- It's a long story. - Really?

- I read a page. - A page.

and all you can dig up is that his daughter had an eating disorder?

And if I didn't write this, somebody else would.

You understand?

Hi, Will. Package for you.

Glad to have you aboard, Hayes!

I was too busy working on the campaign.

- Feels like years. - I'm calling you now, aren't I?

Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.

I haven't heard any of your long sorry messages in a while.

I'm watching you right now.

But sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,

What happened when the article came out?

Don't tell me you're just another yuppie puppy in an Armani suit.

And now that you're in love with April, she's in love with Kevin.

You know, I'll see if I can make it.

It's the new guy.

Don't make me laugh. Emily,

Yeah, really. Is that hard to believe?

You never gave it to her? After all that time?

You know, it's funny that you should mention that.

- Hard to compete with that. - Well, unless you're the competitive type.

- Here. - Yeah.

He says it's the key to being a good journalist.

but this guy, he can't even define the word "is."

- Well, what are you gonna do? - What am I gonna do?

...you know, you could be a prime candidate for that.

You screwed up, man. You really screwed up.

Instead, he's the eldest son of George and Barbara

I know you're dying to know what's inside.

You're right. I'm sorry.

Definitely having sex with the roommate.

Go on, tell her.

- I got divorced. - I know.

You're asking me to give up my freedom,

And this one has a happy ending.

- You look... - You look...

- Emily, when I saw you this morning... - Will, please.

A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?

It's really bad.

She said something was missing with Kevin,

That's it! That's how I figured it out!

No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.

I don't know why it happens, but it always does,

#Have Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

Well, I'm sick of all of the deceit, and I'm sick of all of the lies.

or Social Security, or the tax code?

You know, you're ready for kids or a commitment or, you know...

Just take a second.

It's hard enough to get elected the first black President

I can't believe you're doing this.

I'm walking! Back in half an hour.

- I can't. It's your diary, so I can't do that. - No, really, really. I just, I don't need it.

And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...

How could she do that to you?

- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah. I'd love one.

Wait! I almost forgot. You have to give this to Summer.

- We will go home and talk about this. - I hate you, I hate you!

I'm really sorry I lost your number.

- Stop. - What?

I have to think about it.

Also cursing and fighting.

But instead, he looks up,

And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...

"and grubbed up by the dribble of pop culture,

- What? - Thank you. I'm really happy right now.

And then, eventually, you're totally gonna hate me for it.

Who talks like that?

Think of it like a tire blowing out on the highway

- As you know. - Yes.

"William Hayes,

My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.

- What do you got in there? - I don't know. Are you Summer's father?

- I had lost your number. - Of course.

Let me ask you a question. How could you let this happen?

Hey, everybody, he's here!

- Look at that. - Look at it.

but the big question tonight is, to what degree?

Well, I think I discovered who my mom is in the story.

Waiting for my big break.