Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I got divorced. - I know.

Don't make me laugh. Emily,

Don't tell me you're just another yuppie puppy in an Armani suit.

but the big question tonight is, to what degree?

I can't believe you're doing this.

But sometimes, no matter how carefully you plan your playlist,

I'm watching you right now.

Waiting for my big break.

I have to think about it.

Okay, we have to inhale at the same time for the same amount of time.

"and grubbed up by the dribble of pop culture,

Make yourself comfortable. I have to finish this application I'm writing.

She traveled all over the world, just like she always dreamed of doing.

You're right. I'm sorry.

You know, you're ready for kids or a commitment or, you know...

You know, it's funny that you should mention that.

- I can't. It's your diary, so I can't do that. - No, really, really. I just, I don't need it.

- Have you ever read it? - No.

Let me ask you a question. How could you let this happen?

And now that you're in love with April, she's in love with Kevin.

It's the new guy.

And hope is exactly what he stands for, so...

- Hello? - Are you watching?

...you know, you could be a prime candidate for that.

I'm walking! Back in half an hour.

Come as you are, as a friend

Why does everyone have to be a Democrat or a Republican?

You know, I'll see if I can make it.

This is gonna sound bad.

Wait! I almost forgot. You have to give this to Summer.

How could she do that to you?

- You look... - You look...

My boyfriend, Lucas, was taking me out for dinner and then to a party.

That's it! That's how I figured it out!

- I'm gonna go listen to the Professor. - Sure.

"William Hayes,

And you don't have to wait long to find out, because that very night...

You screwed up, man. You really screwed up.

- Stop. - What?

Think of it like a tire blowing out on the highway

He says it's the key to being a good journalist.

- Hard to compete with that. - Well, unless you're the competitive type.

I don't know why it happens, but it always does,

It's really bad.

She said something was missing with Kevin,

But instead, he looks up,

Well, I'm sick of all of the deceit, and I'm sick of all of the lies.

Glad to have you aboard, Hayes!

Who talks like that?

I know you're dying to know what's inside.

Yeah, really. Is that hard to believe?

A woman's right to do what she wants with her body? What about that?

- Hey. Gareth Henderson. - You're Gareth.

I'm down. - Are you okay?

I got a thing for guys who've got a thing for me.

Go on, tell her.

You were completely and totally on purpose. I knew exactly what I was getting into.

The accident was that Sammy's mom got pregnant.

No, no, no, he wasn't a draft dodger.

Well, I think I discovered who my mom is in the story.

Instead, he's the eldest son of George and Barbara

- Here. - Yeah.

or Social Security, or the tax code?

#Have Right here, I got a desk, and I got a list.

- His book on the McGovern campaign is... - Yeah.

- What? - Thank you. I'm really happy right now.

It's hard enough to get elected the first black President

You understand?

marijuana use should be legalized?

Hey, everybody, he's here!

I'm really sorry I lost your number.

The thing is...

- Feels like years. - I'm calling you now, aren't I?

And then, eventually, you're totally gonna hate me for it.

- Look at that. - Look at it.

- It's a long story. - Really?

And if I didn't write this, somebody else would.

Where the hell are you?

- What if Charlie's right? - Charlie's never right.

And this one has a happy ending.

You never gave it to her? After all that time?

"Listen to the truncated bastard language of today.

- Do you want a cup of tea? - Yeah. I'd love one.

- Emily, when I saw you this morning... - Will, please.

but this guy, he can't even define the word "is."

Hi, Will. Package for you.

Just take a second.

- I had lost your number. - Of course.

They're an old flame of mine,

You're asking me to give up my freedom,

What happened when the article came out?

- We will go home and talk about this. - I hate you, I hate you!

Also cursing and fighting.

and all you can dig up is that his daughter had an eating disorder?

- What do you got in there? - I don't know. Are you Summer's father?

Definitely having sex with the roommate.

- Well, what are you gonna do? - What am I gonna do?

Really? Why do I feel like I should hide the razor blades?

I haven't heard any of your long sorry messages in a while.

I was too busy working on the campaign.

- I read a page. - A page.

- As you know. - Yes.