Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I've e-mailed you the morning bathroom schedule.
But it's been a while, and I wanted to sound smart over breakfast.
I can't. I'm too sick.
...with the Wet Wipes you'll find in the bathroom.
Yes.
Ah. The extragalactic distance ladder.
I didn't betray Penny.
And, of course, you've already introduced yourself to Dr. Hofstadter.
When I've seen two negative throat cultures spaced 12 hours apart.
...season two of Star Trek: The Original Series...
...so please try to avoid wasting her time with female gibber-gabber.
If you decide to use them, please clean the earpieces afterwards...
Based on my current needs, I guess I'd pick the yogurt.
- Sheldon, come on. - Yeah, it's just one sneeze.
Well, not my best friends. But I know them.
I think any university would want you.
All right, I guess I am tired.
Follow my lead. Almost.
- Well, now... - Excuse me.
- Want to know a little secret? - Sure.
I must say, I'm shocked by this betrayal.
I wrote the section on the Wilson-Bappu Effect completely naked.
All right, if you'll excuse me...
Leonard?
Good.
Nice to meet you too.
Holy crap.
The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts?
Oh, good. I wasn't sure it was coming across.
I am a huge fan of hers.