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That's why I acquired these noise-canceling headphones.
- Nice to meet you. - Nice to meet you too.
You're just misappropriating my understanding.
If you want, I can give you some of my mom's sleeping pills.
...the role gasoline plays in the internal combustion engine.
So listen.
And B, when I do kid, you will know it by my use of the word "buzzinga."
Why didn't you tell me you knew Elizabeth Plimpton?
Because, boy, I was up all night.
The implication being that you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts ?
Go away.
- She won't notice they're missing? - She doesn't know she takes them.
If the yogurt works, I bought some delightful scented candles.
It came out "hi-lo."
Not as good as you, apparently.
I'm not hungry.
But mixed with genuine concern.
I'm sorry, I'm rambling.
No, I was awake all night.
From the mind that brought you hi-lo.
Per our roommate agreement, this is your 24-hour notice...
- I trust you had a pleasant night? - More than pleasant.
Pee for the state my heart got lost in.
No, Mr. Smarty-pants.
I was up last night. I was up this morning. I didn't mind.
Shoe sales, hair styles, mud masks...
...I don't mind getting ripped off my milky flesh.
They had very little in common except for carnal activity.
Do you like role-playing games?
Elizabeth, can I get you something?
...I am off to start a prophylactic course of antibiotics.