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...please address your comments to me through a napkin.
...in order to get a ride to work.
- No. - Were you making another Lego movie?
On the back of the emergency-escape-route diagram.
Years from now, my biographer might ask you about this event.
- I saw your light on. - Is everything all right?
Okay, show of hands. Who's up for this?
It's you.
A, are you kidding me?
- Hey, Sheldon. - Oh, Penny, excellent.
And until you acquire a surgical mask...
You really make science come alive.
Not surprised, considering how you talk about them behind their backs.
I found these in the dryer.
Until you acquire a surgical mask, please address your comments to me through a napkin
Yes, Raj?
Good?
- Cosmological physicist from Princeton? - Yes.
Elizabeth's my friend, and you're playing with her.
Lucky I didn't confuse it with what I'd written on my other hand...
- Morning, Sheldon. - Morning.
No, they're not my friends.
- And not-a-doctor Howard Wolowitz. - Hi.
How is a Japanese love pillow another person?
What the hell are you doing?
Dr. Plimpton, Penny is a waitress who doesn't understand...
Thank you.
Oh, Leonard, I have something for you.
Come on, I don't wanna sit by myself.
…you somehow tripped and fell into her lady parts ?
- You still have a cold? - Maybe, but I don't care.
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Ah, so the yogurt didn't work.
Let me just get one thing.
...and the leading expert on quantum cosmology...