Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Per mall Santa number 5748's account
Read it already, damn it.
Well, so, like, is he into sports, or...
♪ It had all the right number of teeth when I left it, yeah ♪
No, we don't need a picture.
Uh-oh! Not so gentle.
And there's nothing you can do about it,
And raised it as your own.
Wait, wait, wait! Wait.
make a big splash here, people.
He couldn't miss it.
Innerspaceexplorer and JPTheSlayer get coal for Christmas
I'm glad you're still open. I just need a few things.
"A special present for a special kid. Santa." Aw.
Yeah, I mean, we didn't really do the stuff
♪ I didn't kick it ♪
"you have all been placed on the naughty list
No, no, no, we want a big happy crowd
Anyone can make it look easy, but he makes it look hard!
We can spin that. Gene, how about you?
That would be great. It would?
You got to be ten to get a shark? Is that it?
♪ It had all the right number of teef when I left it, yeah ♪
I'm not exactly comfortable with the whole lying part.
We did so many nice things.
I... I can't do this.
Did you intern in the North Pole as an undergrad?
That's not how... You know what?
♪ Oh, bourbon ♪
Okay. ♪ Oh, bourbon, bourbon ♪
♪ A day that always makes me drool ♪
Well, those are all the clean jokes I know.
Guys. We got to do an ice show, huh?
Come on, Mom and Dad.
We could scratch an apology into the ice
♪ I regrew the rain forest, and lost puppies I found 'em ♪
There sure is, Gene.
It's just got a lot of tape on it.
I got you something, Bob.
I'm gonna have to move you along.