Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- He's a sucker, man. - Racial.

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toxic cheryl de coursey was bohooupperiiulteringootin hyporborbia wasen't she? she was! and to this day she still is!

Marrrrrcusssssss Darrrrrlinngggg

there'd be your picture next to it, like...

Yo, man. I saw somethin' on cable last night - freaked me.

- How could you talk about what I do? - She said that?

So, does this mean that you forgive me?

The Knicks game starts in a minute. Do you mind if we eat in front of the Tv?

Do you think Liz Taylor would have thrown her panties in my face?

I'm sorry, it's just that what you said was pretty pathetic.

- Excuse me, Jacqueline. It's that time. - Thank you, Todd. Nice meeting you.

at young, handsome, virile men.

Thanks Felicia!

- I even quit my job because of you. - Did I ask you to quit your job?

Kai vyras nori pirkti kemperį Bet žmona turi savo planų

- Please, Marcus. - Please, my ass.

Things happened and... There's certain things you just have no control over.

Yo. Yo, I'm gettin' this, Marcus. Step off.

I had a great time in New Orleans. You know I had a great time in New Orleans.

Shit, that shit makes me mad, man. Bitches never do that to me, man.

Him: How bad you miss me bae Me:

Marcus, hon, I don't think that we should do this in the office.

- If you were a guy. - Not that I have those thoughts,

I don't have any panties on.

What's he think, you're gonna wear it, stink it all up to be damned,

Well, it seems like whatever it is I'm doing to him,

Tell the fellas I might be a little late for lunch today.

Gold Star for Brent

Thank you very much.

I just didn't wanna break her heart right off. You know, I just pull out easy.

You're relaxed.

It was mostly her idea.

We've got this meeting in New Orleans on the 24th.

Yo, is that my shit?

We supposed to be here, man. We boys, man.

The secret is You go to coordinate

- I had to go... - Shut up. Look at this.

Yeah. OK, so, we'll have dinner or somethin', go over it.

You no-good... Marcus.

What you're trying to say is, Marcus is a...

There was this woman, right? Baby had body.

Home. I have to give a speech in the morning to the board of directors.

what does wine taste like when you drink it? a miss maud cake.

It's too overt. We should go a little more subtle.

Stop saying pussy, people are eating.

You thinkin' of hookin' her up with Tyler?

Look who's cookin' now.

- Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you, too.

But I dug it. I dug it. Don't make that "he didn't dig it" face. I dug it.

- No. - That's cool. Whatever you say.

Bye-bye, cuteness.

I'll bet we've eaten everything on the pig from the rooter to the tooter.

Well, I thank you. Lady Eloise thanks you.

- OK. - Come on.

Well, where is he?

I am on a diet.

Gerard, did you know your pops had a mushroom belt on?

- You understand that one. - Yeah.

Can I call you next week? Cool.

Man, my parents been in that bathroom damn near an hour, man.

Excuse me. Excuse me. I did not dump you.

Some motherfuckers can't see a good thing when it's starin' at them.

What time do the games start?

- So what happened with this girl? - Man, she was beautiful.

She's the name on the package.

Yeah, I lost a white springer spaniel with brown spots on, named Kirby.

- What, you think I can't pay for it? - Well, there is no layaway plan.

Want me to come get a cab with you or somethin'?

No, it's not that. I gotta go.

Some people still think things like that are important.

I don't wanna be around no kids.

I wasted $200 on tickets. Just wasted. And it's all your fault, OK?

- Who's there? - A scared little boy named Marcus.

But I'll call you sometime tomorrow, OK?

Well, I haven't been out with anybody in about two years.

I know what it's like when you have somethin' in your eye.

.....baby got her stitches out!

- Breathe. Let the brother relax. - I'm sorry, man. I was just playin'.

I use fresh rosemary In my bloody mary

- What are you two doing here? - Angela.

Excuse me. I am the most romantic cat both of you know.

How'd it go last night?

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I use fresh rosemary In my bloody mary

Good question. Good question.