Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Whatever happened to caring and commitment?
wanna know how long do you think it'll take you to bone that new executrix.
- Thanks. - Come on in.
You see Kirk, McCoy, Spock, and Yeoman Johnson.
- Some women might get offended. - All right.
Agatha, go in the kitchen and help Mrs Jackson with these chitterlings.
Women do stuff like that. You say "She's cute" or "Her hair's nice",
Yes, you're probably right.
- I like it. - Good.
You could wait eight or nine years and you'd never have no woman that fine.
OK.
And I'm miserable.
- Can I be honest? - Please.
I was lookin' at this woman, thinkin' about the future. That's you in 15 years.
Morning. Morning. Morning.
We should go get your things and go to my place.
I hope it's refreshing, and chocolaty.
- Yeah? - Anita on line one.
Marcus, you are incredibly talented.
It's not like I'm followin' you. I'm goin' upstairs too.
There's nothin' wrong with Jacqueline, and nothin' wrong with me.
That's very Afrocentric. I like this, Khanya.
Doggy style. I know, girlfriend. I'm tryin' to help you out. It's a sister thing.
Now Saban retires
Not even if… Jesus was pouring it.
Girlfriend.
- Do I look like the kinda girl to pry? - Not five minutes ago,
Look, why don't you get over it and go find another man? Get outta here.
And let me assure you of something.
- The pool table is earth, so it's green. - See, your shit is comin' out now.
What?
Mr Evans
- What's the matter with you? - You don't like women?
I'm sorry. Why don't I give you the money for the tickets?
How long you gonna have me beg? You know what I'm tryin' to say.
- Hey, you. I left somethin' on your desk. - I've got it.
I forgot. Will you get her on the phone?
- It's a shadow. - I'll blow it up.
Back like you never left...
You’re not gay. You just don’t want to fuck me.
- Hi. - How are you?
The rest of my administrative team will be arriving tomorrow.
Call me
Look yall Kyle brought us a whole troth of Chittlins
- You know Marcus and his big ideas. - I do.
You always had time for us.
Joe Kniery is the problem Zach Dries's
Let me give you my number. I won't sleep until I know you've found him.
How you doin', Mr Jackson? Happy Thanksgiving.
Well, some women have a girlish quality that lasts a lifetime.
- Kirby. - Did you lose your dog?
A whole troth of chittlins!
I'm the logical choice. I'm vice President of Marketing for Chantress.
You poor baby.
A very well-known doctor told me that by wearing the proper underwear, man,
Or something wrong with the Twizzat
I'm taking care of my business, and I suggest you take care of yours.
Thank you.
....baby got her stitches out!
Kirb.
Marcus, darling.
Secret is you got to coordinate You not coordinating
- I'm sorry, I'm Jacqueline Broyer. - OK.
- Where'd you get the mushroom shirt? - I'm trying to impress you.
Yeah, I'm all with that. That, too.
OK, who's gonna be next?
What time does The Red Zone start?
Wouldn't you like to get a little bit more...
- You said it... - She's a little off.
This is way off, Tye. We are not gonna shoot this until it's right.
the commercial that will launch our $18 million push
I hope you catch a disease and your dick falls off.
He’s coming out.
- Of course not. - My tuxedo isn't ironed or nothin'.
at Houlihan's".
what I'm talking about.
Just cos she won't sleep with you doesn't mean she's gay.
So good to see you. Every year, you do something new.
- You like it? Really? - Yes. I like it. I like it a lot.
It's a nipple Because I'm drooling
It's a joke.
- I thought so. - Yes.
I told you that Angela and I are just friends.
Because I love you so much.
They told you that 500 times. Just let it go.
This is my man Tyler, and this is Gerard. Jacqueline.
You not supposed to be in my office, or goin' through my mail, OK?
As soon as you leave, she starts sayin' she wants to fuck me.
Hope your dick falls off!! Hahaha
- What? - I really gotta stop.
- OK, what did you say to her? - What did I say?
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- Am I mistaken? Huh? - No, Jackie.
This is my vision. It is fabulous.
I use fresh rosemary In my bloody marys
I just, you know, I think you're cool.
I know this!
YES
- Really? From whom? - From Lady Eloise. Lady Eloise.
It isn't about your love. It's the fact that you can't love me the way I deserve.
Cos all you gonna do is dog her out, like you do every woman in your life.
Could you do me a favour? My name is Marcus Graham. Here's my card.
She's a very sweet woman. She's a little detached from reality.
Yeah, man, chill. That's your father.
so there's no misunderstanding.
I like you, and I was just being concerned.
Great.
Yo, you gotta show some gold to get that girl.
Listen...
What?
Go on, girl. It's you, girl.
What do you think?
What an absolutely exhausting evening, huh?
or I will not only take back the million-two I am paying you,
You met that girl. She's not very smart.
I won't hurt you.
Good morning. Hey, stranger, nice to see you again.
No, man, I wasn't goin' through your stuff, man. Here. Hold it up. Hold it up.