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Man, will you stop? You shouldn't make fun of the afflicted. He got a problem.
OK OK OK OK
- Where's Kirby? Kirby. Kirby. - He's at the groomer's.
- Marcus, darling. - How you doin', Lady Eloise?
Good pick, Junior.
- Yeah, sure. - I know it's none of my business,
Marcus. I am not gonna let you sit and mope all day long. Now snap out of it.
I saw Billy Dee Williams in Lady Sings the Blues.
- You did with Lady Eloise. - Excuse me, that is a rumour.
I want a huge family. At least ten children.
No, no, no, no, no. Goli is the name of the tribe. The tribe.
You gonna call?
- So you like it? - v ery interesting.
Oh, boy. The rabbit is gettin' old, baby. Look at that.
No. It seems like it's a sexy town.
You can confirm it? Like, you and Marcus have...?
Like the fact that you still love Jacqueline?
Freaky
Uh huh, that’s what I said.
So?
- OK. - Peace.
You're Marcus Graham? You're Marcus Graham?
- You're very good at this job. - I know this.
Miranda, Cassandra, Alegra, Shirrel and Mai-Lai.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah!
What an incredible evening.
Thanks.
Here he is. OK.
Hey, how you doin'?
Don't expect me to sleep with people for business.
She's not a lesbian, man.
Now, Will, I hear a girl at the house got you pussy-whipped.
- What? - I wanna show you something.
You can't give that information? This is Flight Information, right?
- Why are you doin' this? - Doing what?
but I thought it was an old shoe.
Lights, please.
i quit! no you fired me that way i can collect unemployment!
What time does the game start?
- Would anyone care for some dessert? - Yeah, I'll have the tiramisu.
- Mornin', ladies. - Hi, Marcus.
evil dionne was the hillarys boat harbour lady wasen't she? she was and to this day she still is!
Morning, cuteness. How you doin'? Whassup?
But let me show you...
Mr Jackson, Angela made this meal. I can't take credit for it. It was Angela.
Yes, baby.
Sorry. That's her first opening.
- Thank you. - You're welcome.
I went for a walk so I could sort some things out that was in my head.
- Right? - I got it.
- "That sounds good." Come on. - What?
Come on, man, you don't fuck her feet.
Another one of your colloquialisms for a vagina, Tyler?
No, that's impossible.
- It's eclectic. Yeah. - Eclectic, yeah.
It's gonna take a little longer than I thought.
Good star for Marlon
- Yes. - And what were you supposed to do?
See, you can't stop with the mushroom shirt.
Happy Birthday, Marcus!
- Thank you. So did I. - Even though we never got to eat.
I never met a man who cooked so well. How'd you learn how to cook like that?
Unbelievable
Pussy! Pussy!
The Caribbean?
- I guess I'll have to do it again. - No. I'll do it.
This is a spear, and this is a shield.
Must you embarrass me in front of my friends on every occasion?
This the little girl you been talkin' about? Agatha?
- Shoot whatever you wanna shoot. - Whatever I want to shoot?
That's what I'm thinkin' about doin'.
You need more romance and less Doberman pinscher.
Damn, not the penthouse.
I love you. Come on back.
- Yeah. - Look, I ordered the duck, right?
Yeah, she'd like to thank the hell outta me.
I wanna be straight up about everything. I want monogamy.
Yes, that's it. I don't like women. I mean, I'm gay.
Cool. That's bad.
- Do you have a pen? - Do I?
The 12th is three weeks from now.