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Can I ask you a hypothetical question?
you know what? I'm gonna go to the dunny.
Sorry, pal. Haven't seen her.
I don't go to new Jersey. I only ride around the park.
'cause every time I'm on the phone with my mom
- It's keitha. - I'm moving back to wollongong.
Keitha. Keith with an "a" at the end.
No, you can't see her.
♪ she says he'll do one thing ♪
Mmm, delicious tea.
♪ carol Brown just took a bus out of town ♪
♪ but I'm hoping that you'll stick around ♪
♪ I came to do battle, skedaddle with the cattle prods ♪
watch out for the Australian ones.
- Too many dicks. - What's that, man?
So how about we go back to bed?
Yeah, I've got a real aussie accent.
Uh, nobody. I've got to go.
Exactly, because it shouldn't matter
- I didn't... - I don't want to hear it, okay?
Hey, she'd never be my girlfriend.
♪ the only boobs I see tonight will be made of origami ♪
and they don't think we can be together?
Me ma says i sound like Marilyn Monroe
♪ too many schlongs as I sing this song. ♪
♪ tiffany, you said that you had an epiphany ♪
G'day.
- What about her? - I talk like her now.
Either she's Australian or she really likes Australia.
They'll be aberrations, won't they?
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