Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That looks so stupid. Uh...

Dennis doesn't give a shit. Right?

We'll type it up. We'll get another thing going.

Brains! Brains!

You're gonna be the lead of the film. I am? Really?

Why would he run on all fours?

Since you walked in here and said you were in that movie. We're great storytellers.

Okay, okay. A muscular scientist. I'm into that. Right.

Then he's back to the lab for some more full penetration.

I mean, we're talking, you know, graphic scenes of Dolph Lundgren...

Write that down! I like that!

What are your thoughts?

You find out that the dude in that hairpiece the whole time...

When my buddy tells

I feel like they just slow action movies down too. Right, dude.

We're not making the lead of our big-budget action movie half dog!

Just to be clear, pal. I don't care about any of this.

So why don't you type out this whole movie real quick,

Because what's the one major thing missing from all action movies these days, guys?

He always puts some awesome twists at the end of his movies to trick the audience.

on her supple, young body.

Oh! Hollywood! Hollywood! Hollywood!

Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh, oh, oh.

and I want you to leave me alone 'cause this is really important for me.