Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Both of Y’all Shut the Fukk Up and Sit Y’all 5 Dollar Asses the Fukk Down Before I Make Change Out of Both of Y’all!
You would fly her to the moon if you could.
Haven't you heard? I'm working for the Metropolis Star.
Anyway, I was dating this guy, Paul.
There are three armed men behind that door. You might wanna call the police.
Clark, help her out, then lock the door behind her.
Secretary Wallace is in town to sign that nuclear arms treaty with Omer.
Yes! Lois, Clark, shake some tail.
Oh, no, don't tell me. Bo knows hook shots.
and the country went along.
So talk. Talk to me.
demanding changes in the fire department.
Don't start swaggering yet.
than making the Planet's front page.
Look, here's the editorial that ran with the hotel fire.
Excuse me, but I believe that Mr. Kent was asking the question.
- What are you, a thesaurus? - Why don't you guys just put this on hold?
This can't be true. It can't be.
- I know. - Yeah, right. I mean, you would know.
of professional courtesy?
I've got a deadline. I've got to get back to the office.
Because then, Stark...
Welcome to the Press Club.
- Come on. Go. - I'm going.
Which we can't possibly prove or print without Linda's help.
I thought that was it and that's why I asked to be partners with her...
Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Is it true...
Hi, I'm Linda King.
the elevator cable that snapped during lunch.
It's not frayed, Lois. It's smooth, like it's been cut.
Bo knows free throws.
Clark?
You know, I'd love to hear her side of this whole story.
We make things happen.
and started throwing his money around this town...
For me to want to get back at you means...
Excuse me.
Most of it was written with Lois.
Is that the reason you're here?
Yeah. Look, before we write anything, I want the lab to verify my...
What it says is that ever since Preston Carpenter bought the Metropolis Star...
He's calling for a criminal investigation into the manufacturers.
Well, professionally, it is.
The best we've got is your editor-in-chief...
- They can't do that. - Just did.
that Carpenter is throwing tonight. Do you wanna go?
Carpenter. He likes to know where his reporters are at all times.
Carpenter is willing to kill a member of the Cabinet to sell a few papers?
Never let it be said that Lois Lane doesn't have a flair for exaggeration.
But what am I supposed to do?
Carpenter's gonna kill Secretary Wallace.