Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Welcome to the Press Club.
For me to want to get back at you means...
- What are you, a thesaurus? - Why don't you guys just put this on hold?
Most of it was written with Lois.
So talk. Talk to me.
Carpenter. He likes to know where his reporters are at all times.
The best we've got is your editor-in-chief...
of professional courtesy?
It's not frayed, Lois. It's smooth, like it's been cut.
This can't be true. It can't be.
Carpenter is willing to kill a member of the Cabinet to sell a few papers?
Yes! Lois, Clark, shake some tail.
I've got a deadline. I've got to get back to the office.
- They can't do that. - Just did.
Lois Lane, Daily Planet. Is it true...
Yeah. Look, before we write anything, I want the lab to verify my...
demanding changes in the fire department.
What it says is that ever since Preston Carpenter bought the Metropolis Star...
Excuse me.
Look, here's the editorial that ran with the hotel fire.
We make things happen.
Oh, no, don't tell me. Bo knows hook shots.
Which we can't possibly prove or print without Linda's help.
Secretary Wallace is in town to sign that nuclear arms treaty with Omer.
Haven't you heard? I'm working for the Metropolis Star.
- Come on. Go. - I'm going.
Clark?
There are three armed men behind that door. You might wanna call the police.
Never let it be said that Lois Lane doesn't have a flair for exaggeration.
Well, professionally, it is.
that Carpenter is throwing tonight. Do you wanna go?
Hi, I'm Linda King.
Is that the reason you're here?
You would fly her to the moon if you could.
Carpenter's gonna kill Secretary Wallace.
But what am I supposed to do?
Anyway, I was dating this guy, Paul.
Bo knows free throws.
Excuse me, but I believe that Mr. Kent was asking the question.
Clark, help her out, then lock the door behind her.
and started throwing his money around this town...
Don't start swaggering yet.
and the country went along.
the elevator cable that snapped during lunch.
I thought that was it and that's why I asked to be partners with her...
Because then, Stark...
You know, I'd love to hear her side of this whole story.
than making the Planet's front page.
He's calling for a criminal investigation into the manufacturers.
Both of Y’all Shut the Fukk Up and Sit Y’all 5 Dollar Asses the Fukk Down Before I Make Change Out of Both of Y’all!
- I know. - Yeah, right. I mean, you would know.