Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Uh, just a second.
What, you want To be a ball player?
You really know that's true
That thing that If it ever got out,
We're now going to play The first round of "jeopardy!"
Over there behind norm.
It's a game show, For god sakes.
Thank you.
As a matter Of fact,
I guess everybody Knows by now, huh?
Oh, it's ok, cliff. We understand.
Beer, mr. Clavin?
And finally...Celibacy.
As the postal uniform That i wear with pride Every single day.
Our final "jeopardy!" Answer is...
Yeah, all right, Girls' last names That begin with "h."
Agnes, what did you put down?
Of course, now that i've gone To bed with my cleaning lady,
Will you excuse me?
Mothers and sons,
Aw, no. Alex, look. Alex, sit down here.
Now entering the studio Are today's contestants--
Guess you heard the story?
Oh, hey, my socks.
Whoa, whoa, sit down, Will you?
They're not all women That i've gone to bed with.
And after all,
Well, i promised lilith I'd stay at home
Many different ways Of looking at the universe.
Can i help you?
You know how people Go on the show "jeopardy!"
And they always tell Some little amusing anecdote?