Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See, somebody out there Has got my little black book.

The guy's going Through my list Of babes.

Cliff, good news for you,

Hey, are you guys Going to see mr. Clavin Play "jeopardy!"?

But today it's enough To make you the new "Jeopardy!" Champion.

Cliff, it's all right, You don't have to worry.

Hey, guys. Guess what.

They've even changed The paneling. Where?

So it wouldn't get wet When i was washing The bar glasses.

All right. It's settled.

Look, tell you what I'm going to do here.

Who have never been In my kitchen?"

Beer, bar trivia,

This bluffing thing Is a gold mine.

Right next to the reservoir.

It's someone who would Go out with me.

No questions asked. Here we go.

I want to be there And see when they say "This is jeopardy!"

You missed a date?

Sure, it's right over The landfill

Oh, bite your tongue.

And clean the dog's ears.

Call in, and i'll split The pot with you.

You're going at this all wrong.

And we are going To have to take a look

Who wants to know?

And that means It's going to cost you...

You know, it would help him

What a jonah. Can you believe This guy?

I mean, Where's he going To strike next?

Because if you don't,

And because Of my greed, I went out

Well, no, if you see A sock like this,

I was afraid They wouldn't Take me seriously.

One of them, at least, Very eager to show How bright he is,

Shut up, norm, And drink your free beer.

Well, i wouldn't go Quite that far.

The very personal thing I happened to overhear.

* Sometimes You want to go *

Will just put it Right back on the bar.

You got to earn The rest.

Which takes you down to zero.